capo on 3rd fret : )
note ( slide pattern ) : at the “fxxk that guy he’s just an asshole” line there’s a little
slide starting at Gm and then sliding down 2 frets then 1 more fret than 2 more frets
than 2 more frets than 1 more fret than one more fret . that’s the only way i know how to
explain it sorry . or i guess you could just play Gm the whole line . if you listen to the
song though you’ll hopefully understand it . i’ll put ” ( slide pattern ) ” in the song where
you play it .
first verse :
F
sometimes i can be perfectly sweet
C
got the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve
Gm
and i talk of ponies and rainbows and things
A#
and i’m just who you want me to be
F
but like most creatures down here on the ground
C
i’m composed of the elements moving around
Gm
i grow and change and i shift and i switch
A#
and it turns out i’m actually kind of a bitch
C
but that only happens when i get provoked
Gm
by some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know
C
and i sit and i write while reminding you all
A#
that mean songs are still better than going postal
chorus :
F
and that guy’s an asshole
C
that girl’s a bitch
Gm
baby it’s natural
A#
no getting away from it
F
so sing it out with me
C
and then let it go
Gm ( slide pattern )
fxxk that guy , he’s just an asshole
F C Gm A#
asshole . . . . asshole
second verse :
F
i see i’ve surprised you with some of my words
C
and i know that surprises , while fun , still can hurt
Gm
and i hate to think that i’ve ruined the day
A#
of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade
F
but i’m sick and tired of your poisonous ways
C
you’re a toxin
wasting perfectly good space
Gm
and i say what i think
A#
’cause it’s more economic
than drugs or a drink
chorus :
F
and that guy’s an asshole
C
that girl’s a bitch
Gm
baby it’s natural
A#
no getting away from it
F
so sing it out with me
C
and then let it go
Gm ( slide pattern )
fxxk that guy , he’s just an asshole
bridge :
A# Am
no i won’t let him in , under my skin
Gm F Am
he’s a sad sack of shit , it’s pathetic
A# Am
just a festering sore
Gm C
who will never be more if i don’t let him
chorus :
F
that guy’s an asshole
C
that girl’s a bitch
Gm
baby it’s natural
A#
no getting away from it
F
so sing it out with me
C
and then let it go
Gm ( slide pattern )
fxxk that guy , he’s just an asshole
repeat once and fade out and end on F : )
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