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oooh when i was a little boy
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only one or two
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the first thing i did enjoy
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was a plate of barbeque

chorus : ( walk up to D )
D
barbeque sliced beef and bread
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ribs and sausage and a cold big red
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barbeque makes old ones feel young
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barbeque makes everybody someone
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if you’re feelin’ puny and you don’t know what to do
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treat yourself to some meat eat some barbeque

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now there was a girl i knew
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she treated me so mean
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i offered her my barbeque
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she licked my platter clean

chorus : ( walk up to D )
D
barbeque sliced beef and bread
D
ribs and sausage and a cold big red
A
barbeque makes old ones feel young
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barbeque makes everybody someone
E
if you’re feelin’ puny and you don’t know what to do
D A
treat yourself to some meat eat some barbeque

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don’t give me no broccoli
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or any swiss fondue
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baby if you want to rock me
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give me good ole barbeque

chorus : ( walk up to D )
D
barbeque sliced beef and bread
D
ribs and sausage and a cold big red
A
barbeque makes old ones feel young
A
barbeque makes everybody someone
E
if you’re feelin’ puny and you don’t know what to do
D A
treat yourself to some meat eat some barbeque

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don’t send me to heaven
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it ain’t where i should go
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cause the devil’s got a charcoal pit
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and a good fire down below

chorus : ( walk up to D )
D
barbeque sliced beef and bread
D
ribs and sausage and a cold big red
A
barbeque makes old ones feel young
A
barbeque makes everybody someone
E
if you’re feelin’ puny and you don’t know what to do
D A
treat yourself to some meat eat some barbeque

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let your feet hit the street
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find a good place to eat
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get some barbeque