this song works best tuned down a whole step ,
and since my guitar was tuned to that anyways ,
that is the version i have submitted . . . i`ll throw
up another version soon with a capo if people are
interested . thanks for checking it out!

tuned one whole step down :
dgcfad

C G
are you feeling lethargic
Am F Fm
have you considered a cleansing colonic?
C Am7
we all get clogged up now and again
F G
it’s time to take a trip to the fountain .

D
fountain of health
du du do do ru
C
fountain of health
du du do do ru

G C D
spread those cheeks and get your colon clean

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this is just a rough version for the guitar ,
there are lots of other changes going on since
it`s piano , but it can sound as close to the
original song to make your friends laugh!
thanks for checking out my chords!