E
so just how far down do you want to go
D
we could talk it out over a cup of joe
A E
and you could look deep into my eyes like i was a supermodel , uh huh

E ( bar ) D ( bar ) A E

E
well it’s you and me baby , no – one else we can trust
D
don’t say nothing to no – one , no – how or we’re bust
A E
and never crack a smile , or flinch , or cry for nobody , uh huh

( chorus )

E E7
well give your i . D . card to the border gaurd
A
yeah your alias says you’re captain jean – luc picard
E B
of the united federation of planets cause he won’t speak english anyway
A B A ( bar ) C#m
cause everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
A B E A E A E A E A
so meet me at the mission at midnight , we ll divvy up there
A B A ( bar ) C#m
everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
A B
yeah i got the pistols so i’ll keep the pesos
E
yeah and that seems fair

E D A ( bar ) E

E
so put the sugar in the tank of the sheriffs car
D
and slash the deputys tires so they won’t get very far
A E
when they finally get the word that there’s been a hold – up , uh huh

( to chorus )

( to solo E D A E – E ( bar ) D ( bar ) A E )

( to chorus )
D A E
that seems fair , that seems fair , well that seems fai – ee – ai – ee – ai – ee – air

outro : E D A E – E ( bar ) D ( bar ) A E