Myxomatosis Judge Jury Executioner

* * * standard tuning no capo * * *

these chords are not completely accurate , but the lyrics are accurate ( according to the
album booklet , but radiohead has a tendency to have different lyrics in their booklets ,
don’t ask me why ) . these are based off of the gp version by ricardoravb and tweaked by me .

the original note pattern ( for the verse ) is as following :

| | : G E F D E ( first bar )

C B D C B C : | | ( second bar )

my edited version is this :

G Em F#m D Em

C ( Cadd9 ) C D ( Dsus4 ) D

the extra chords ( Cadd9 and Dsus4 ) are optionnal and consist of ’’fiddling’’ around with
the pinky on these notes :

C ( major ) Cadd9 D ( major ) Dsus4
| – 0 – | | – 0 – | | – 2 – | | – 3 – |
| – 1 – | | – 3 – | | – 3 – | | – 3 – |
| – 0 – | | – 0 – | | – 2 – | | – 2 – |
| – 2 – | | – 2 – | | – 0 – | | – 0 – |
| – 3 – | | – 3 – | | – – – | | – – – |
| – – – | | – – – | | – – – | | – – – |

* * * the note addEd with Cadd9 covers the ’’b’’ that is replaced from the original
sequence . the ’’g’’ addEd in Dsus4 is compeletely irrelevent , but i believe it has A
good ring
to it . as i said before , these notes are optionnal so i won’t put them in the tabs , but
i play them with every ’’c’’ or ’’d’’ in exeption of the chorus . enough explinations for
now , here are the tabs :

intro/riff x4
G Em F#m D Em C D

G Em F#m D Em C D
the mongrel cat came home
G Em F#m D Em C D
holding half a head
G Em F#m D Em C D
proceeded to show it off
G Em F#m D Em C D
to all his new found friends
G Em F#m D Em C D
he said i been where i liked
G Em F#m D Em C D
i slept with who i liked
G Em F#m D Em C D
she ate me up for breakfast
G Em F#m D Em C D
she screwed me in a vice

and now
C ( whole chorus )
i don’t know why i feel so tongue – tied

riff x2 :
G Em F#m D Em C D

G Em F#m D Em C D
i sat in the cupboard
G Em F#m D Em C D
and wrote it down in neat
G Em F#m D Em
they were cheering and waving
C D
cheering and waving
G Em F#m D Em
C D
twitching and salivating like with myxomatosis
G Em F#m D Em C D
but it got ed – it – ed fxxked up
G Em F#m D Em C D
strangled beaten up
G Em F#m D Em C D
used in a photo in time magazine
G Em F#m D Em C
D
buried in a burning black hole in devon

C ( whole chorus )
i don’t know why i feel so tongue – tied
don’t know why i feel so skinned alive

G Em F#m D Em C
D
my thoughts are misguided and a little naive
G Em F#m D Em
C D
i twitch and i salivate like with myxomatosis
G Em F#m D Em
C D
you should put me in a home or you should put me down
G Em F#m D Em
i got myxomatosis
C D
i got myxomatosis
G Em F#m D Em
C D
yeah no one likes a smart arse but we all like stars
G Em F#m D Em C
D
that wasn’t my intention , i did it for a reason

original audio ending :
G Em F#m D Em
it must have got mixed up
C D
strangled beaten up
G Em F#m D Em
i got myxomatosis
C D
i got myxomatosis

C ( whole chorus )
i don’t know why i feel so tongue – tied

outro/riff x?
G Em F#m D Em C D

the original ( non – acoustic ) is a fade . i preffer to end it with A ’’g’’ but it’s totally
up to you .

booklet ending :

he shook hands with the cripples and he gave them all milk
he did a few card tricks for his mafia geeks
but now i don’t know why i feel so tongue tied

* * * i have no idea how that last part is played , but you can have fun figuring it out * * *