[Intro]
C Em
[Verse 1]
C
The mongrel cat came home
Holding half a head
Em
Proceeded to show it off
To all his newfound friends
C
He said, I been where I liked
I slept with who I like
Em
She ate me up for breakfast
She screwed me in a vice
But now
[Chorus]
C Em
I don’t know why I
C Em
Feel so tongue tied
[Verse 2]
C
I sat in the cupboard
And wrote it down in neat
Em
They were cheering and waving, cheering and waving
Twitching and salivating like with myxomatosis
C
But it got edited, fucked up
Strangled, beaten up
Em
Used in a photo in Time magazine
Buried in a burning black hole in Devon
[Chorus]
C
I don’t know why I
Feel so tongue tied
Em
Don’t know why I
Feel so skinned alive
[Verse 3]
C
My thoughts are misguided and a little naive
I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis
Em
You should put me in a home or you should put me down
I got myxomatosis, I got myxomatosis
C
Yeah, no one likes a smartass, but we all like stars
Wait, that wasn’t my intention, I did it for a reason
Em
It must have got mixed up, strangled, beaten up
I got myxomatosis, I got myxomatosis and
[Chorus]
C Em
I don’t know why I
Feel so tongue tied
[Outro]
C Em
[Intro]
C Em
[Verse 1]
C
The mongrel cat came home
Holding half a head
Em
Proceeded to show it off
To all his newfound friends
C
He said, I been where I liked
I slept with who I like
Em
She ate me up for breakfast
She screwed me in a vice
But now
[Chorus]
C Em
I don’t know why I
C Em
Feel so tongue tied
[Verse 2]
C
I sat in the cupboard
And wrote it down in neat
Em
They were cheering and waving, cheering and waving
Twitching and salivating like with myxomatosis
C
But it got edited, fucked up
Strangled, beaten up
Em
Used in a photo in Time magazine
Buried in a burning black hole in Devon
[Chorus]
C
I don’t know why I
Feel so tongue tied
Em
Don’t know why I
Feel so skinned alive
[Verse 3]
C
My thoughts are misguided and a little naive
I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis
Em
You should put me in a home or you should put me down
I got myxomatosis, I got myxomatosis
C
Yeah, no one likes a smartass, but we all like stars
Wait, that wasn’t my intention, I did it for a reason
Em
It must have got mixed up, strangled, beaten up
I got myxomatosis, I got myxomatosis and
[Chorus]
C Em
I don’t know why I
Feel so tongue tied
[Outro]
C Em
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