[Verse 1]
G
There ain’t shit on TV
C G
I got no new pornography
D G
I got to find a reason
C G
to want to stay alive
G
Not a word is heard I said
C G
I might as well just stay
D G
in bed To find a better way
C G
I doubt I’ll even try

[Chorus 1]
C
Just another boring story
Bm
about a teenage waste of glory
Am Bm
Trapped in a town gonna drag
G C
you down my life is such a mess
Bm
I cannot help but feel depressed
Am
I doubt that anyone would miss
Bm G
me if I wasn’t around

[Chorus 2]
C Bm Am G
And I don’t need to know
C Bm
about the things in life that
Am G C Bm Am
I can’t find and I don’t need
G C
to know about the things
D
I left behind

[Verse 2]
G
I’m just a lazy slob I
C G
should go out and get a job
D G
But I won’t cause I know
C G
that my rent is paid
G
I’m a big procrastinator
C G
I can always do it later
D G
My friends all tell
C G
me that I got it made

[Chorus 3]
Em D
It doesn’t really matter
C G
what I have to say
Em
No one is fucking
D C
listening anyway
Em D
So until my days are done
C G
or it’s no longer any fun
C D
I’m gonna bore you to death

[Verse 3]
G
Life is overrated
C G
I really want to be sedated
D G
But I change the channel
C
and I’m watching days of
G G
our lives It’s so sophisticated
C
watching programs that
D G
I hated But I guess it’s
C G
better than working 9-5

[Chorus 4/Outro]
C
The life that I’m living
Bm
it ain’t really living
Am
But I guess I could be working
Bm G
so I’m free and clear So my
C
only friends tv will always
Bm
keep my company As I am
Am
watching soap operas downing
C G
cheetos and beer!!