[Intro]
C

[Verse 1]
C Am
Her green plastic watering can
G F
For her fake chinese rubber plant
C F
In the fake plastic earth

[Verse 2]
F C
C Am
That she bought from a rubber man
G F
In a town full of rubber plans
C F
To get rid of itself

[Chorus]

Dm F
It wears her out
C Am7
It wears her out
Dm F
It wears her out
C
It wears her out

[Verse 3]
C
C Am
She lives with a broken man
G F
A cracked polystyrene man
C F
Who just crumbles and burns

[Verse 4]
F C
C Am
He used to do surgery
G F
For girls in the eighties
C F
But gravity always wins

[Chorus]
F
Dm F
It wears him out
C Am7
It wears him out
Dm F
It wears him out
C
It wears (hold “wears” for two measures, while playing C)

[Verse 5]
C Am
She looks like the real thing
G F
She tastes like the real thing
C F
My fake plastic love

[Verse 6]
F C
C Am
But I can’t help the feeling
G F
I could blow through the ceiling
C F
If I just turn and run

[Chorus]

Dm F
It wears me out
C Am7
It wears me out
Dm F
It wears me out
C Am7
It wears me out

[Outro]

F
And if I could be who you wanted
C
If I could be who you wanted
G F
All the time
C
All the time