Kunci Gitar Patent Pending - Douchebag

A D
hey dude , we get it , you’re cooler than us
E F#m
you drove your father’s el camino while we all took the bus
A D
there was a time , there was a place when you meant something to me
E F#m
but time has shown and now i know that we were wrong and you will always be
A
a prick
D
a fake , your parents’ greatest mistake
E F#m
you’re the height of all douche – baggery , it’s too much to take
A D
but damn you look so cool in steel – point shoes
E F#m
and when you’ve got so much ed hardy it must be hard for you to choose
D E A F#m
cause you’re your own biggest fan and the only one you’ve got
D E A F#m
nobody think it’s cool when you peel out in the parking lot
D E A F#m
of your high school where you graduated six years ago
D E ( hold )
hey dude , hey bro , you will always be a douchebag
A D
( douche , douche , douche , douche , douchebag )
you will always be a douchebag
E F#m
( douche , douche , douche , douche , douchebag )
you will always be a douchebag
A D
( douche , douche , douche , douche , douchebag )
you will always be a douchebag
E F#m
( douche , douche , douche , douche , douchebag )
A D
hey bro , we get it , your style is sick
E F#m
i know cause you went shirtless in your profile pic
A D
you took it off while at a party to show your tattoos
E F#m
at the beer pong table where you never lose

D E A F#m
cause you’re your own biggest fan and the only one you’ve got
D E A F#m
nobody think it’s cool when you peel out in the parking lot
D E A F#m
of your high school where you graduated six years ago
D E ( hold )
hey dude , hey bro , you will always be a douchebag
A D
( douche , douche , douche , douche , douchebag )
you will always be a douchebag
E F#m
( douche , douche , douche , douche , douchebag )
you will always be a douchebag
A D
( douche , douche , douche , douche , douchebag )
you will always be a douchebag
E F#m
( douche , douche , douche , douche , douchebag )

A F#m
there’s a nine in ten chance you’ve got a tribal tattoo
D E
girl says damn that boy can dance , now he’s a rival to you
A F#m
hit the beach but never swim wearing jeans in the gym
D E
in to every club you go it’s fourloko , fourloko
A F#m
take a protein shake with a jager bomb shot
D E
tell your best friend blake you think his mother is hot ( his mother is hot )
A F#m
drinking jose all day party in here
Dm
you drink mad beers
D E A F#m
every night i pray to god that you never reproduce
D E A F#m
the last thing that we need on this earth is someone like you
D E A F#m
it’s not high school , man , you graduated six years ago
D E ( hold )
hey dude , hey bro , you will always be a douchebag
A D
( douche , douche , douche , douche , douchebag )
you will always be a douchebag
E F#m
( douche , douche , douche , douche , douchebag )
you will always be a douchebag
A D
( douche , douche , douche , douche , douchebag )
you will always be a douchebag
E F#m
( douche , douche , douche , douche , douchebag )
A
dude! ( dude! )
F#m D
i’m not your bro
( i’m not your bro )
A
dude! ( dude! )
F#m D
i’m not your bro – o – o – o
A
dude! ( dude! )
F#m D
i’m not your bro
( i’m not your bro )
A
dude! ( dude! )
F#m D Dm
i’m not your bro – o – o – o

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