“there’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey . you just haven’t thought
of it yet” by panic! at the disco
tabbed by : paisley
Em
please leave all overcoats , canes , and top hats with the doorman
C
and from that moment , you’ll be out of place and under dressed
Am B
i’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
C B7
ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and
Em D
please leave all overcoats , canes , and top hats with the doorman
G C
and from that moment , you’ll be out of place and under dressed
Am B
i’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
C D B7
ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and
Em
when you’re in black slacks with accentuating off – white
xx5557 xx5555 xx5557 xx5555
pinstripes whoa – oh
C B B Am G Em
everything goes according to plan
C B7
i’m the new cancer , never looked better
Em D
and you can’t stand it
G
i know because you say so under your breath
B7
you’re reading lips , “when did he get at all confident?”
C B7 Em D
haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer?
G
never looked better
B7
and you can’t stand it
B B C C B B C C C C B Am G
Em
next is a trip to the ladies room in vain
C
i bet you just can’t keep up with these fashionistas
Am
tonight , tonight , you are , you are the whispering campaign
B B7
to them , your name is “cheap” , i bet to them you look like shhh
Em D
talk to the mirror , choke back tears
G C C B Am
and keep telling yourself that , “i’m a diva . ”
Am B C
oh , and the smokes in that cigarette box at your table
D B C B C C C Am B
they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
C B7
i’m the new cancer , never looked better
Em D
and you can’t stand it
G
i know because you say so under your breath
B7
you’re reading lips , “when did he get at all confident?”
C B7 Em D
haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer?
G
never looked better
B7
and you can’t stand it B B
Em D G C C B Em x2
Em D G C
haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer?
C B Em
i’ve never looked better and you can’t stand it
Em D G C
haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer?
C B Em
i’ve never looked better and you can’t stand it
Em
and i know , and i know
D G C
it just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
C B
i’ve never been so surreptitious
Em
so of course you’ll be distracted when i spike the punch
Em
and i know , and i know
D G C
it just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
C B
i’ve never been so surreptitious
Em
so of course you’ll be distracted when i spike the punch
Em
and i know , and i know
D G C
it just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
C B
i’ve never been so surreptitious
Em D Em
so of course you’ll be distracted when i spike the punch
“there’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey . you just haven’t thought
of it yet” by panic! at the disco
tabbed by : paisley
Em
please leave all overcoats , canes , and top hats with the doorman
C
and from that moment , you’ll be out of place and under dressed
Am B
i’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
C B7
ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and
Em D
please leave all overcoats , canes , and top hats with the doorman
G C
and from that moment , you’ll be out of place and under dressed
Am B
i’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
C D B7
ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and
Em
when you’re in black slacks with accentuating off – white
xx5557 xx5555 xx5557 xx5555
pinstripes whoa – oh
C B B Am G Em
everything goes according to plan
C B7
i’m the new cancer , never looked better
Em D
and you can’t stand it
G
i know because you say so under your breath
B7
you’re reading lips , “when did he get at all confident?”
C B7 Em D
haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer?
G
never looked better
B7
and you can’t stand it
B B C C B B C C C C B Am G
Em
next is a trip to the ladies room in vain
C
i bet you just can’t keep up with these fashionistas
Am
tonight , tonight , you are , you are the whispering campaign
B B7
to them , your name is “cheap” , i bet to them you look like shhh
Em D
talk to the mirror , choke back tears
G C C B Am
and keep telling yourself that , “i’m a diva . ”
Am B C
oh , and the smokes in that cigarette box at your table
D B C B C C C Am B
they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
C B7
i’m the new cancer , never looked better
Em D
and you can’t stand it
G
i know because you say so under your breath
B7
you’re reading lips , “when did he get at all confident?”
C B7 Em D
haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer?
G
never looked better
B7
and you can’t stand it B B
Em D G C C B Em x2
Em D G C
haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer?
C B Em
i’ve never looked better and you can’t stand it
Em D G C
haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer?
C B Em
i’ve never looked better and you can’t stand it
Em
and i know , and i know
D G C
it just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
C B
i’ve never been so surreptitious
Em
so of course you’ll be distracted when i spike the punch
Em
and i know , and i know
D G C
it just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
C B
i’ve never been so surreptitious
Em
so of course you’ll be distracted when i spike the punch
Em
and i know , and i know
D G C
it just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
C B
i’ve never been so surreptitious
Em D Em
so of course you’ll be distracted when i spike the punch
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