Am Dm
please , leave all overcoats , canes and top hats with the doorman .
F E
from that moment you’ll be out of place and underdressed .
Dm E
i’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it .
Dm E
ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and . . .
( x2 )
Am Dm
when you’re in black slacks with accentuating , off – white , pinstripes
F E G Am
whoa , everything goes according to plan .
Am E Am
i’m the new cancer , never looked better , you can’t stand it .
C
because you say so under your breath .
E G
you’re reading lips “when did he get all confident?”
Am Dm F E
haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer?
Am Dm F E
never looked better , and you can’t stand it
Am Dm
next is a trip to the , the ladies room in vain , and
F E
i bet you just can’t keep up with , ( keep up ) with these fashionistas , and
Am Dm
tonight , tonight you are , you are a whispering campaign .
F E
i bet to them your name is “cheap” , i bet to them you look like shh . . .
Am Dm
talk to the mirror , oh , choke back tears .
F E
and keep telling yourself that “i’m a diva!”
Am Dm F
oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table ,
E F E F E
they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin .
Am E Am
i’m the new cancer , never looked better , you can’t stand it .
C
because you say so under your breath .
E G
you’re reading lips “when did he get all confident?”
Am Dm F E
haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer?
Am Dm F E
never looked better , and you can’t stand it
( x3 )
Am E C
and i know , and i know , it just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one
F
sizing you up .
F E Am
i’ve never been so surreptitious , so of course you’ll be distracted when i spike the punch .
( x3 )
Am Dm
please , leave all overcoats , canes and top hats with the doorman .
F E
from that moment you’ll be out of place and underdressed .
Dm E
i’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it .
Dm E
ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and . . .
( x2 )
Am Dm
when you’re in black slacks with accentuating , off – white , pinstripes
F E G Am
whoa , everything goes according to plan .
Am E Am
i’m the new cancer , never looked better , you can’t stand it .
C
because you say so under your breath .
E G
you’re reading lips “when did he get all confident?”
Am Dm F E
haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer?
Am Dm F E
never looked better , and you can’t stand it
Am Dm
next is a trip to the , the ladies room in vain , and
F E
i bet you just can’t keep up with , ( keep up ) with these fashionistas , and
Am Dm
tonight , tonight you are , you are a whispering campaign .
F E
i bet to them your name is “cheap” , i bet to them you look like shh . . .
Am Dm
talk to the mirror , oh , choke back tears .
F E
and keep telling yourself that “i’m a diva!”
Am Dm F
oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table ,
E F E F E
they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin .
Am E Am
i’m the new cancer , never looked better , you can’t stand it .
C
because you say so under your breath .
E G
you’re reading lips “when did he get all confident?”
Am Dm F E
haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer?
Am Dm F E
never looked better , and you can’t stand it
( x3 )
Am E C
and i know , and i know , it just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one
F
sizing you up .
F E Am
i’ve never been so surreptitious , so of course you’ll be distracted when i spike the punch .
( x3 )
