Nofx - Shes Nubs

she’s nubs – nof

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it’s kinda hard to wear high heels , or slip on banana peels
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how does she get in and out of tubs
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i hope she dont get mad , i hope she thinks this song is good not bad
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cause we think that she’s totally rad , she’s nubs .

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no fingers , no toes , she doesn’t own elbows ,
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no phalanges no knobby knees to knock .
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she don’t need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
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she’s always in the stands , she’s nubs
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she can’t pick up a phone , she can’t get dressed alone
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she’s got no funny bone , she’s nubs
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no shoes for feet but we sure do think she’s neat , she’s nubs , she’s nubs ,
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she’s nubs

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i asked her if she want a drink , i asked her if she liked toronto ,
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i asked her to go out to the bar , but all she said was no thanks , no and no

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it was time for us to leave , so i grabbed and shook her sleeve
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and told her i’d see her at the next club .
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she got into a pack and some guy put her on his back , she said goodbye and
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kinda waved her stub
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she’s got beauitful eyes , and breasts regular size ,
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but without calves and thighs , she’s nubs
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it’s hard to give good head or get tied to a bed ,
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when all you’ve got is a body and head , she’s nubs
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she’s nubs , she’s nubs , she’s nubs , she’s nubs . . .

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oh she may not walk the walk , and she may not like to talk
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but boy she sure knows how to rock , she’s nubs ( she is nubs ) .