Nofx - One Way Ticket To Fxxkneckville

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xone way ticket to fxxkneckville

intro :
– C5 – – – C5/A – – – B5/G – – – E5 – – – F5 – – – F5 – – – G5/E – – – – | G5
– C5 – – – C5/A – – – – B5/G – – – Am – – F5 – – – F5 – – – G5/E – – – – – | G5
no chord

C C/A
no sleep ’til fxxkneckville ,

B/G Am G
it’s kind of funny you may not realize it until
C C/A
phone call stop , can’t get laid ,
F G/E G
you find out where the parties were some time the next day

D F
one way ticket to seclusion , now your losin’
D F C C/F
C/open D
one way ticket to alienation , you’re an inside joke
F G
is everybody supposed to be impressed with your ability to
C Am
make us feel less significant than you

F
we’re all chippin’ in the purchase you A
G G/E G C
one way first class ticket outta town

repeat intro : – C5 – – – C5/A – – – B5/G – – – E5 – – – F5 – – – F5 – – – G5/E – – – G5
pause

C C/A
millions sold , a mega star ,
B/G Am G
there’s a million assholes with ten million guitars
C C/A
enjoy it now , soon it ends ,
F G/E G
suddenly you find yourself without any friends

D F C
C/E C/open D
one way ticket to isolation no you can hang with you
D F
D
you’ve been given a citation for excessive social faux pas and obnoxiousness

F G
go ahead keep telling us your fifteen – minute stories about
C Am
what you had for breakfast then for lunch
F G Am
we’re all chippin’ for one big humble pie , we’re gonna smash it in your face
F G
go ahead tell us about your last great sold out concert
C Am
and how your new record’s gonna top the charts
F
we don’t care ’bout your expenses ,
G G/E G C
we just wanna have a laugh at your expense

outro : C – – – C/A – – – B/G – – – E – – – F – – – F – – – G/E – – – G

chord definitions :

B/G C/open D C/E C/A
E – – – x E – – – x – |
B – – – x B – – – x – |
G – – – x G – – – x – |
D – – – 2 D – – – 7 – |
A – – – 3 A – – – 3 – |
E – – – x E – – – x – |

C/F G/E
E – – – x E – – – x – |
B – – – x B – – – x – |
G – – – x G – – – x – |
D – – – 3 D – – – x – |
A – – – 3 A – – – 7 – |
E – – – x E – – – 3 – |