A# C
she was a catch we were a match
A# C
i was the match that would fire up her snatch
A# C
but there was a catch i was no match
A# C
i was fired from her crotch now i’ll sit around and watch
A# C
the mermaids sun themselves out on the rocks
A# C
they are beyond our touch i watch and watch
A# C
them wave at me , they wave at me
A# C Dm
they wave and slip back into the sea

C A# Gm
all the ones who come all the ones who go
Dm
down to the water
C A# Gm
and all the ones who come all the ones who go
Dm
down to the sea

A# C
i believe in god i believe in mermaids too
A# C
i believe in 72 virgins on a chain why not? why not?
A# C
i believe in the rapture for i’ve seen your face
A# C Dm
on the floor of the ocean at the bottom of the rain

A# C
i do driver alertness course i do husband alertness course
A# C
i do mermaid alertness course i watch them out on the rocks
A# C
they wave at me , they wave at me
A# C Dm
they wave and slip back into the sea

C A# Gm
all the ones who come all the ones who go
Dm
down to the water
C A# Gm
and all the ones who come all the ones who go
Dm
down to the sea

C A# Gm
all the ones who come all the ones who go
Dm
down to the water
C A# Gm
and all the ones who come all the ones who go
Dm
down to the sea