Nice Peter - Monday Zombie Blues

pretty sure it’s right . . . enjoy!

one , two , three , bieber .
G Dm ( 4x )

G
well , i hang my head
Dm G Dm
as i hobble around ,
G
snacking on brains
Dm G Dm
in this lonley town ,
G
’cause i ate my family
Dm G Dm
and i chewed my friends . . .
G
yeah , i ain’t gonna die ,
F A G
but i’ll never feel alive again .

G Dm ( 6x ) G F A G ( 1x ) G Dm ( 4x ) G F A G ( 1x ) G Dm ( 4x ) G F A G ( 1x )
( zombie rap , let’s go! )
life’s tough , man ,
it;s damn mean . . .
i can’t use my pantene
pro – v on my hair
or my hand cream ,
because my hands got gangrene .
i’ve got cramps in my limbs and phalanges .
those are fingers you dumbdumb ,
i’m angry!
’cause my life is a walking nightmare ,
i’ve got 99 problems and 14 are banshees!
hamburger sized black moles ,
my canker sores look like black holes ,
my sack tends to dangle and shrivel and fall off ,
my skin’s like a singed pterodactyl’s .
but . . . i’ve still got my baby;
she’s got rabies .
i love her .
she’s crazy .
my baby eats babies and ladies . . .
who snack on fresh babies
make great zombie ladies!

repeat chorus

aww – break it down!

G mute mute mute ( 4x )

G
yeah , i ain’t gonna die ,
F A G Dm
but i’ll never feel alive again .
G
said , i ain’t gonna die ,
F A G Dm
but i’ll never feel alive again . ( woo – hoo ) ,
G
aww , i ain’t gonna die ,
F A G Dm
but i’ll never feel alive again .
G
yes , i ain’t gonna die ,
F A G Dm
but i’ll never feel alive again .

mmm . . . babies . . .
G ( fade out )