Newton Faulkner - He Was A Professional

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx h E w a s A p r o F E s s i o n a l
s t u D i o z o o [ D E l u x E ] ( 2 0 1 3 )
n E w t o n F a u l k n E r

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx + – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – please note – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – +
+ this file is the work of jordan lapping and represents his +
+ transcription of the song . you may only use this file for +
+ private study , scholarship , or research . the contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission . thank you for understanding . enjoy . +
+ – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – +

tabbed by jordan lapping

tuning : E ( standard )

chords used [ in order of first appearance ] :
C C/G Am Fmaj7 G Em7 F D# A# G * G/A G/B
E ] – – x – – – – – – x – – – – – – x – – – – – – x – – – – – – x – – – – – – x – – – – – – x – – – – – – x – – – – – – x – – – – – – 3 – – – – – – 3 – – – – – – 3 – – |
B ] – – 5 – – – – – – 5 – – – – – – 1 – – – – – – 1 – – – – – – 3 – – – – – – 3 – – – – – – 1 – – – – – – 8 – – – – – – 3 – – – – – – 3 – – – – – – 3 – – – – – – 3 – – |
G ] – – 5 – – – – – – 5 – – – – – – 2 – – – – – – 2 – – – – – – 4 – – – – – – 4 – – – – – – 2 – – – – – – 8 – – – – – – 3 – – – – – – 0 – – – – – – 0 – – – – – – 0 – – |
D ] – – 5 – – – – – – 5 – – – – – – 2 – – – – – – 2 – – – – – – 5 – – – – – – 5 – – – – – – 3 – – – – – – 8 – – – – – – 3 – – – – – – 0 – – – – – – 0 – – – – – – 0 – – |
A ] – – 3 – – – – – – x – – – – – – 0 – – – – – – x – – – – – – x – – – – – – x – – – – – – x – – – – – – 6 – – – – – – 1 – – – – – – x – – – – – – 0 – – – – – – 2 – – |
E ] – – – – – – – – – 3 – – – – – – – – – – – – – 1 – – – – – – 3 – – – – – – 0 – – – – – – 1 – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – 3 – – – – – – x – – – – – – x – – |

chorus 1 :
C C/G Am
he was a professional dog food taster but no – one would believe him
C C/G Am
they thought he might be a spy but in reality he was quite boring
Fmaj7 G G/E F
he worked for all the major companies
G/E F G
he worked his way up the dog food chain , he was a professional

verse 1 :
D# C
he worked so hard , he never found the time for friends , he never socialised
D# C
he felt so alone ’cause when he talked about his job , people though he told them lies
A# G
nobody could believe . . .

chorus 2 :
G C C/G Am
he was a professional dog food taster but no – one would believe him
C C/G Am
they thought he might be a spy but in reality he was quite boring
Fmaj7 G G/E F
he worked for all the major companies
G/E F G
he worked his way up the dog food chain , he was a professional

verse 2 :
D# C
one day cross the bar , he caught the eye of a girl he did not recognise
D# C
when he asked her what she did for work , well the answer came as a very big surprise
A# G * G/A G/B
it was hard to believe

chorus 3 :
G C C/G Am
she was a professional dog food taster , she totally believed him
C C/G Am
people thought she might be a spy but in reality she was quite boring
Fmaj7 G G/E F
she worked for all the major companies
G/E F G
she worked her way up the dog food chain , she was a professional

bridge :
C C/G Am
they fell in love and love is all they ever wanted
C C/G Am Am/F
they’re the same , no – one could believe
G G/E F
they bought a big house in country for the kids
G/E F
and they they opened their own dog food factory

chorus 4 :
G C C/G Am
they were both professional dog food tasters , but no – one would believe them
C C/G Am
people thought they might both be spies but in reality they were quite boring
Fmaj7 G G/E F
they worked for all the major companies
G/E F G
they worked their way up the dog food chain

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx