[Intro]
G Em C D
[Verse 1]
G Em C D
Well my Mother died when I was only two years old
G Em C D
Father ran off to sea with a bloke I’m told
C D G D Em
Me Sister is a prostitute, me Brother’s doing life in jail, still
C D G D
Could have been worse, I could have been born a Mackem
[Verse 2]
G Em C D
The doctor says I’ve got VD and will not last the year
G Em C D
I lent my friend my car, he crashed it off the pier
C D G D Em
I’ve lost me lucky rabbit’s foot, hasn’t been my year, still
C D G
Could have been worse, I could have been born a Mackem
[Chorus]
C D G
Peter Reid could have been my Dad
C D G
Can you ever think of anything as bad?
C D G D Em
I could have been born by Roker Park saying “Whey’s keys are theyse?!”
C D
And that is why I’m glad to sing this song
[Verse 3]
G Em C D
Wor Lass left me for a multi-millionaire
G Em C D
The House was burgled and was left completely bare
C D G D Em
And because all the worry, I’ve lost all of my hair, still
C D G
Could have been worse, I could have been born a Mackem
[Chorus]
C D G
Bob Murray could have been my Dad
C D G
Can you ever think of anything as bad?
C D
I could have been working at The Stadium of Light
G D Em
On a Sewper-dewper compewter!
C D
So that is why I’m glad to sing this song
[Verse 4]
G Em C D
My Mother died when I was only two years old
G Em C D
Father ran off to sea with a bloke I’m told
C D G D Em
Me Sister is a prostitute, me Brother’s doing life in jail, still….
C D G
Could have been worse I could have been born a Mackem
[Outro]
C D G
[Intro]
G Em C D
[Verse 1]
G Em C D
Well my Mother died when I was only two years old
G Em C D
Father ran off to sea with a bloke I’m told
C D G D Em
Me Sister is a prostitute, me Brother’s doing life in jail, still
C D G D
Could have been worse, I could have been born a Mackem
[Verse 2]
G Em C D
The doctor says I’ve got VD and will not last the year
G Em C D
I lent my friend my car, he crashed it off the pier
C D G D Em
I’ve lost me lucky rabbit’s foot, hasn’t been my year, still
C D G
Could have been worse, I could have been born a Mackem
[Chorus]
C D G
Peter Reid could have been my Dad
C D G
Can you ever think of anything as bad?
C D G D Em
I could have been born by Roker Park saying “Whey’s keys are theyse?!”
C D
And that is why I’m glad to sing this song
[Verse 3]
G Em C D
Wor Lass left me for a multi-millionaire
G Em C D
The House was burgled and was left completely bare
C D G D Em
And because all the worry, I’ve lost all of my hair, still
C D G
Could have been worse, I could have been born a Mackem
[Chorus]
C D G
Bob Murray could have been my Dad
C D G
Can you ever think of anything as bad?
C D
I could have been working at The Stadium of Light
G D Em
On a Sewper-dewper compewter!
C D
So that is why I’m glad to sing this song
[Verse 4]
G Em C D
My Mother died when I was only two years old
G Em C D
Father ran off to sea with a bloke I’m told
C D G D Em
Me Sister is a prostitute, me Brother’s doing life in jail, still….
C D G
Could have been worse I could have been born a Mackem
[Outro]
C D G
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