Monkees - Randy Scouse Git

this is “randy scouse git” ( or “alternative title” in some countries ) by the
monkees on the album headquarters . written and sung by micky dolenz .

C Am
she’s a wonderful lady and she’s mine , all mine
C Am
and there doesn’t seem a way that she won’t come and lose my mind
F Dm F Dm
it’s too easy hummin’ songs to a girl in yellow dress
C Am
it’s been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess

C Am
the four kings of emi are sitting stately on the floor
C Am
there are birds out on the sidewalk and a valet at the door
F Dm F Dm
he reminds me of a penguin , with few and plastered hair
C Am
there’s talcum powder on the letter , and the birthday boy is there

Am Em G Am Em G
why don’t you cut your hair?!
Am Em G Am Em G
why don’t you live up there?!
Am Em G Am Em G Am Em G Am
why don’t you do what i do , see what i feel when i care?!

C Am
now they’ve darkened all the windows and the seats in naughahyde
C Am
i’ve been waiting for an hour , i can’t find a place to hide
F Dm F Dm
the being known as wonder girl is speaking i believe
C Am
it’s not easy trying to tell her that i shortly have to leave

Am Em G Am Em G
why don’t you be like me?!
Am Em G Am Em G
why don’t you stop and see?!
Am Em G Am Em G Am Em G Am
why don’t you hate who i hate , kill who i kill to be free?!

( instrumental and mumbling )
C Am
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F Dm F Dm
C Am

Am Em G Am Em G
why don’t you cut your hair?!
Am Em G Am Em G
why don’t you live up there?!
Am Em G Am Em G Am Em G Am
why don’t you do what i do , see what i feel when i care?!

Am Em G Am Em G
why don’t you be like me?!
Am Em G Am Em G
why don’t you stop and see?!
Am Em G Am Em G Am Em G Am
why don’t you hate who i hate , kill who i kill to be free?!

Am Em G Am Em G
why don’t you cut your hair?!
Am Em G Am Em G
why don’t you live up there?!
Am Em G Am Em G Am Em G Am
why don’t you do what i do , see what i feel when i care?!