Misc - Dumb Ways To Die

capo on the second fret
( intro and verses )
C
E – – – – – – – – – – – – – – 0 – – – – – – – – – – – – – 0 – – |
B – – – – – – – – – – – – 1 – – – – – – – – – – – – – 1 – – – – |
G – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – | ( repeat this until the end of each verse )
D – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – 0h2 – – – – – – – – – |
A – – – – – – 0h3 – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |
E – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – |

set fire to your hair
poke a stick at a grizzly bear
eat medicine thats out of date
use your private part as piranha bait

chorus
C G Am
dumb ways to die
F G C
so many dumb ways to die
C G Am
dumb ways to die
F G C
so many dumb ways to die
end of chorus
get your toast out with a fork
do your own electrical work
teach yourself how to fly
eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

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invite a psycho killer inside
scratch a drug dealers bran new ride
take your helmet off in out of space
use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

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keep a rattle snake as a pet
sell both your kidneys on the internet
eat a tube of superglue
i wonder what this red button will
do

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F G C Am F G
dress up like a moose during hunting season
C Am F G C Am
disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
F G C Am
stand on the edge of a train station platform
F G C Am
drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
F G C Am
run across the tracks between the platforms
F G C F
they may not rhyme but they quite possibly

chorus