cthulhu pie
lyrics by r/Freekill based on american pie
chords by r/spidyfan21 based on other chords
r/spidyfan21 also made a few lyrical changes
verse
G D Em7
a long , long time ago
Am C Em D
i can still remember those berries in the grocery aisle
G D Em7
and i knew right then at first glance
Am C Em C D
that i could make a pie perchance and maybe it would have a little smile
Em Am Em Am
but the result , it made me shiver as i removed it after dinner
C G Am C D
bad news on the stove top , my breathing came to a stop
G D Em Am7 D
i can’t remember if i cried when i looked into its evil eyes
G D Em
something touched me deep inside
C D7 G C G
the day i baked that pie
chorus
G C G D
so bye bye scary cthulhu pie
G C G D
you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why
G C G D
your evil crust makes me want to cry
Em A7 Em D7
scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die
verse
G Am
did you come here to make me flee ,
C Am Em D
and were you sent by the devil to me , will the bible tell me so?
G D Em
did you come here to devour my soul ,
Am7 C Em A7 D
and will locusts fly out of your berry holes . i had to back away real slow!
Em D Em D
well , i know that youre an evil dessert and i’m not sure i can get away unhurt
C G A7 C D7
i figured what have i got to lose , it was time for me to choose .
G D Em Am C
i was a lonely teenage pastry cook with a soul that heaven had forsook
G D Em
so i knew that it was time to book
C D7 G
the day i baked that pie .
C G
i started screaming
chorus
G C G D
so bye bye scary cthulhu pie
G C G D
you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why
G C G D
your evil crust makes me want to cry
Em A7 Em D7
scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die
verse
G Am
now for ten years i’ve been on my own
C Am Em D
but the pie still haunts me when i’m all alone but thats not how it should be .
G D Em
when i grabbed my things , and i ran away
Am7 C Em A7 D
the pie spoke to me in an ominous way with a voice that came from you and me
Em D Em D
oh , and while i thought i was safe and sound , the pie’s power grew by leaps and bounds .
C G A7 C D7
humanity was enslaved; no one could be saved .
G D Em Am C
and while all i wanted was a tasty treat , the pie took over the world’s elite ,
G D Em
and we were forced to make a hasty retreat ,
C D7 G
the day i baked that pie .
C G
we were scream’n
chorus
G C G D
so bye bye scary cthulhu pie
G C G D
you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why
G C G D
your evil crust makes me want to cry
Em A7 Em D7
scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die
verse
G Am
helter skelter the hell fires made us swelter .
C Am Em D
the survivors hid in a fallout shelter , but our supplies weren’t going to last .
G D Em
it was time to strike , to save our lives .
Am7 C
before the pie lead to our demise ,
Em A7 D
so we came up with a plan really fast .
Em D
now an evil mist was everywhere
Em D
and cthulhu’s minions reaped death and despair
C G A7 C D7
we only had one chance , we had to make our stance!
G D Em
the pie it tried to make us scream
Am C
so we found a freezer full of vanilla ice cream
G D Em
and we filled a truck to the extreme
C D7 G
the day i baked that pie
C G
we started scream’n
chorus
G C G D
so bye bye scary cthulhu pie
G C G D
you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why
G C G D
your evil crust makes me want to cry
Em A7 Em D7
scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die
verse
G Am
oh , and there we were all in one place ,
C Am Em D
the cthulhu pie had given us chase but there was no time left to run and hide .
G D Em Am7 C
so come on : jack be nimble , jack be quick! our plan was crazy , and our implementation drastic
Em A7 D
but we lured the pie into an ice cream landslide
Em D Em D
oh , and as i watched it shout with rage my hands clenched a spoon , ready to engage .
C G A7 C D7
the pie was born in hell but we broke that satans spell .
G D Em Am C
and as we devoured its tasty crust and enjoyed the ice cream in a fit of lust
G D Em
i saw cthulhu laughing with disgust
C D7 G
the day i baked that pie
C G
he started singing
chorus
G C G D
so bye bye scary cthulhu pie
G C G D
you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why
G C G D
your evil crust makes me want to cry
Em A7 Em D7
scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die
verse
G D Em
now , 100 years have come and gone
Am C
and the cthulhu pie is legend and song
Em D
and that’s the way it stayed for a while .
G D Em
until , a girl went to the grocery store
Am C
where i had gone years before ,
Em C D
and she baked apples in a crust , and gave it a smile .
Em Am
and in the streets : the children screamed ,
Em Am
the lovers cried , and the poets blasphemed .
C G Am
the evil had returned;
C D
all of humanity burned .
G D Em Am7 C D7
and the three men i admire most , the father , son , and the holy ghost
G D Em Am7 D7 G
they caught the last train for the coast the she baked that pie
D7
and they were singing . . .
chorus
G C G D
so bye bye scary cthulhu pie
G C G D
you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why
G C G D
your evil crust makes me want to cry
Em A7 Em D7
scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die
cthulhu pie
lyrics by r/Freekill based on american pie
chords by r/spidyfan21 based on other chords
r/spidyfan21 also made a few lyrical changes
verse
G D Em7
a long , long time ago
Am C Em D
i can still remember those berries in the grocery aisle
G D Em7
and i knew right then at first glance
Am C Em C D
that i could make a pie perchance and maybe it would have a little smile
Em Am Em Am
but the result , it made me shiver as i removed it after dinner
C G Am C D
bad news on the stove top , my breathing came to a stop
G D Em Am7 D
i can’t remember if i cried when i looked into its evil eyes
G D Em
something touched me deep inside
C D7 G C G
the day i baked that pie
chorus
G C G D
so bye bye scary cthulhu pie
G C G D
you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why
G C G D
your evil crust makes me want to cry
Em A7 Em D7
scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die
verse
G Am
did you come here to make me flee ,
C Am Em D
and were you sent by the devil to me , will the bible tell me so?
G D Em
did you come here to devour my soul ,
Am7 C Em A7 D
and will locusts fly out of your berry holes . i had to back away real slow!
Em D Em D
well , i know that youre an evil dessert and i’m not sure i can get away unhurt
C G A7 C D7
i figured what have i got to lose , it was time for me to choose .
G D Em Am C
i was a lonely teenage pastry cook with a soul that heaven had forsook
G D Em
so i knew that it was time to book
C D7 G
the day i baked that pie .
C G
i started screaming
chorus
G C G D
so bye bye scary cthulhu pie
G C G D
you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why
G C G D
your evil crust makes me want to cry
Em A7 Em D7
scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die
verse
G Am
now for ten years i’ve been on my own
C Am Em D
but the pie still haunts me when i’m all alone but thats not how it should be .
G D Em
when i grabbed my things , and i ran away
Am7 C Em A7 D
the pie spoke to me in an ominous way with a voice that came from you and me
Em D Em D
oh , and while i thought i was safe and sound , the pie’s power grew by leaps and bounds .
C G A7 C D7
humanity was enslaved; no one could be saved .
G D Em Am C
and while all i wanted was a tasty treat , the pie took over the world’s elite ,
G D Em
and we were forced to make a hasty retreat ,
C D7 G
the day i baked that pie .
C G
we were scream’n
chorus
G C G D
so bye bye scary cthulhu pie
G C G D
you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why
G C G D
your evil crust makes me want to cry
Em A7 Em D7
scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die
verse
G Am
helter skelter the hell fires made us swelter .
C Am Em D
the survivors hid in a fallout shelter , but our supplies weren’t going to last .
G D Em
it was time to strike , to save our lives .
Am7 C
before the pie lead to our demise ,
Em A7 D
so we came up with a plan really fast .
Em D
now an evil mist was everywhere
Em D
and cthulhu’s minions reaped death and despair
C G A7 C D7
we only had one chance , we had to make our stance!
G D Em
the pie it tried to make us scream
Am C
so we found a freezer full of vanilla ice cream
G D Em
and we filled a truck to the extreme
C D7 G
the day i baked that pie
C G
we started scream’n
chorus
G C G D
so bye bye scary cthulhu pie
G C G D
you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why
G C G D
your evil crust makes me want to cry
Em A7 Em D7
scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die
verse
G Am
oh , and there we were all in one place ,
C Am Em D
the cthulhu pie had given us chase but there was no time left to run and hide .
G D Em Am7 C
so come on : jack be nimble , jack be quick! our plan was crazy , and our implementation drastic
Em A7 D
but we lured the pie into an ice cream landslide
Em D Em D
oh , and as i watched it shout with rage my hands clenched a spoon , ready to engage .
C G A7 C D7
the pie was born in hell but we broke that satans spell .
G D Em Am C
and as we devoured its tasty crust and enjoyed the ice cream in a fit of lust
G D Em
i saw cthulhu laughing with disgust
C D7 G
the day i baked that pie
C G
he started singing
chorus
G C G D
so bye bye scary cthulhu pie
G C G D
you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why
G C G D
your evil crust makes me want to cry
Em A7 Em D7
scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die
verse
G D Em
now , 100 years have come and gone
Am C
and the cthulhu pie is legend and song
Em D
and that’s the way it stayed for a while .
G D Em
until , a girl went to the grocery store
Am C
where i had gone years before ,
Em C D
and she baked apples in a crust , and gave it a smile .
Em Am
and in the streets : the children screamed ,
Em Am
the lovers cried , and the poets blasphemed .
C G Am
the evil had returned;
C D
all of humanity burned .
G D Em Am7 C D7
and the three men i admire most , the father , son , and the holy ghost
G D Em Am7 D7 G
they caught the last train for the coast the she baked that pie
D7
and they were singing . . .
chorus
G C G D
so bye bye scary cthulhu pie
G C G D
you made my berries look so scary and i just don’t know why
G C G D
your evil crust makes me want to cry
Em A7 Em D7
scream’n , this will be the day that i die , this will be the day that i die
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