Misc Unsigned Bands - Jewmongous – They Tried To Kill Us We Survived Lets Eat

they tried to kill us , we survived let’s eat by jewmongous ( sean altman )
tabbed out by scott mcpherson ( no affilation with sean altman )
here you go , the story of passover , according to wikipedia
i think i have it right , if i have any mistakes , please tell me .
capo on 2nd fret

Em Am
we were slaves to pharaoh in egypt
Em Am
the year was 1492
Em Am
hitler had just invaded poland
Em Am
madonna had just become a jew
Em Am
moses was found on the potomac
Em Am
then he marched with martin luther king
F#
he came back to free us from our bondage
’cause s&m has never been our thing
Em Am
they tried to kill us , we survived , let’s eat
Em Am
they tried to kill us , we were faster on our feet
C
so they chase us to the border
Em
there’s a parting of the water
Em Am
tried to kill us , we survived , let’s eat
( just repeat the same pattern )
then the pharaoh , who looked like yul bryner
heard the jews were trying to escape
charlton heston came right down from the mountain
he said , “pharaoh , you’re a damn dirty ape”
the menorah was almost out of oil
farrakhan was planning kristalnacht
the gefitle fish was nearing extinction
it looked like moses and his flock were fehrkakt
they tried to kill us , we survived , let’s eat
they tried to kill us , we were faster on our feet
and we knew how to resist
’cause we’d rented schindler’s list
tried to kill us , we survived , let’s eat
the 10 egyptian plagues
1 . blood
2 . locusts
3 . boils
4 . dandruff
5 . acne
6 . backne
7 . indigestion
8 . sciatica
9 . cataracts
10 . sickle cell anemia

we fled on foot , there was no time to tarry
leavening the bread would take too long
all we had was egg foo yung and matzoh
while battling the fearsome viet cong
and so tonight , we gather to remember
the ancient hebrews who paid the price
we have a seder , each year in december
to commemorate our savior , jesus christ

they tried to kill us , we survived , let’s eat
they tried to kill us , we were faster on our feet
so we never did succumb to the annual pogrom
tried to kill us , we survived , let’s eat

they tried to kill us , we survived , let’s eat
they tried to kill us , we were faster on our feet
so come on , blow the shofar
’cause they haven’t nailed us so far
tried to kill us , we survived , let’s eat