Misc Unsigned Bands - Edds World – Happy Birthday Tord

this is a rather mean but funny birthday song to sing to a loved one ,
or someone who just really annoys you . . .
its by eddsworld it is a youtube channel that put out
this song to their friend tord .
i didnt see any tabs for it so i made my own . .
sorry i didnt do the rift in between the versus
i didnt have an electric guitar handy and didnt
feel like tabbing it : /

G
once a year we celebrate ,
C G
with stupid hats and plastic plates ,
G Em
the fact that you were able to make
C G
another trip around the sun .
G
and the whole clan gathers ’round ,
C G
and gifts and laughter do abound .
G Em
and we let out a joyful sound
C G
and sing that stupid song .
G/Em
happy birthday!
C G
now you’re one year older .
G/Em
happy birthday!
C G
your life still isn’t over .
G/Em
happy birthday!
C G
you did not accomplish much .
G Em C G
but you didn’t die this year , so i guess that’s good enough .
( chords are the same . . . . )

so let’s drink to your fading health ,
and hope you don’t remind yourself ,
your chance of finding fame and wealth ,
decrease with every year .
’cause if you feel you’re doing laps ,
and eating food and taking naps ,
and hoping that someday perhaps
your life may hold some cheer .
happy birthday!
what have you done that matters?
happy birthday!
you’re starting to get fatter .
happy birthday!
it’s downhill from now on .
try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone .
if cryogenics were all free ,
then you could live like walt disney .
and live for all eternity ,
inside a block of ice .
but instead your time is set .
this is the only life you get .
and though it hasn’t ended yet ,
sometimes you wish it might .
happy birthday!
you wish you had more money .
happy birthday!
your life’s so sad it’s funny .
happy birthday!
how much more can you take?
but your friends are hungry , so just cut the stupid cake .