Misc Television - Mst3k Theme

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mst3k theme – joel and the joels
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tabbed by : siesmatters
tuning : standard E A D G B E
reference :

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in the not – too – distant future – –
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next sunday A . D . – –
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there was a guy named joel ,
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not too different from you or me .
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he worked at gizmonic institute ,
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just another face in a red jumpsuit .
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he did a good job cleaning up the place ,
F#m
but his bosses didn’t like him
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so they shot him into space .

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we’ll send him cheesy movies ,
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the worst we can find ( la – la – la ) .
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he’ll have to sit and watch them all ,
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and we’ll monitor his mind ( la – la – la ) .
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now keep in mind joel can’t control
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where the movies begin or end ( la – la – la )
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because he used those special parts
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to make his robot friends .

robot roll call : ( all right , let’s go! )

cambot! ( pan left! )

gypsy! ( hi , girl! )

tom servo! ( what a cool guy! )

croooow! ( he’s a wisecracker . )

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if you’re wondering how he eats and breathes
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and other science facts ( la la la ) ,
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then repeat to yourself , “it’s just a show ,
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i should really just rela
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for mystery science theater 3000!”