D Bm
i’m dating a mermaid , but we can’t make love
D Bm
cause she don’t got a vagina , although it smells like she does
A G D
i just wanna make love to my mermaid
A G D
i’m sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay

D Bm D Bm

D Bm
the other day my mermaid said : “does my bum look big in this?”
D Bm
i said : “of course it doesn’t , honey pie , sugar pie , sweetie pie , you don’t have A
bum , you’re half fish . ”
A G D
i just wanna make love to my mermaid
A G D
i’m sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay

A G D 4x ( over the sax solo )