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we gave you eminem
and justin bieber too
even though they dress and
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try to talk like you
the music of taylor swift and
clothing from j . crew
and jon heder
also half of derek jeter

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add to that a fleet of soccer moms
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packed into their yoga tights
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and for all this awesome neat and wonderful stuff
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you know you don’t thank the lord , you thank the whites
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thank the whites , thank the whi – – – ites
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you know you don’t thank the lord , you thank the whites

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we gave you “breaking bad”
and all the songs by creed
all the cast of “friends” and
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trash like tara reid
a virtual world of porn so you can spill your seed
ray – ban glasses
leggy blondes with tiny asses
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frisbee sports , and fancy coffee too
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energy efficient lights!
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and for all this awesome neat and wonderful stuff
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you know you don’t thank the lord , you thank the whites
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thank the whites , thank the whi – – – ites
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you know you don’t thank the lord , you thank the whites!