G
i don’t like fancy learnin’ books .
C
i don’t like apple tarts .
G
i don’t like cozy breakfast nooks .
D7
i don’t like modern arts .

G
well i like farts ,
C
yes i like farts ,
D G
i like long farts short farts wet farts your farts , i like farts .
G
if you got hearts ( peter : oh i got hearts )
C
let’s hear those farts ( peter : how do i start )
D G
well peter i will help you get your fart to start
G C D . . . . . .
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