Misc Soundtrack - White Men Cant Jump – Woody Harrelson – Gloria

from “white men can’t jump”

this is the song woody harrelson sings to rosie perez after she wins on jeopardy .
harrelson sings the first few lines , then the music comes in with the rest .
i’m pretty sure of the lyrics , but some of them are a bit hard to hear . add some
finger – picking to fancy it up .

A D
i will never bring you water when you’re thirsting in our bed .
A D
you know i understand drymouthedness , and i sympathize instead .
A D
and if you take me back again , i won’t be such a slob .
A D
i’d even trade my sneakers in for a part time job .
E A
my gloria , my gloria .
E A
gloria , my my gloria .

A D
i know that you’re angry , and you probably want me dead .
A D
and i know screwing is for carpenters , so let’s make love instead .
A D
and i know i’ll get it wrong , so forgive me in advance .
E A
gloria , gloria .
E A
gloria , my gloria .