D# D#/D C G# A#
right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy
D# D#/D
and when i see how sad you are
C# C
it sort of makes me . . . happy!
F A#
sorry , nicky , human nature –
D# D C# C
nothing i can do!
G# A#
it’s . . . schadenfreude!
G# A A# D#
making me feel glad that i’m not you .
well that’s not very nice , gary!
A# C#
i didn’t say it was nice! but everybody does it!
D# D#/D C G# A#
you ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?
D# D#/D C# C
and ain’t it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?
F A#
and don’t ya feel all warm and cozy ,
D# D C# C
watching people out in the rain!
G# A#
that’s . . . schadenfreude!
G# A A# D#
people taking pleasure in your pain!
oh , schadenfreude , huh?
what’s that , some kinda nazi word?
A# C# A# C#
yup! it’s german for “happiness at the misfortune of others!”
A# C#
“happiness at the misfortune of others . ” that is german!
E D# C# A B
watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken
E D# D C#
or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!
F# B E D C#
being on the elevator when somebody shouts “hold the door!”
A B
“no!!!” schadenfreude!
A A# B E
“fxxk you lady , that’s what stairs are for!”
A
straight – a students getting bs
B
exes getting stds!
C#
waking doormen from their naps!
A B
watching tourists reading maps!
A
football players getting tackled!
B
ceos getting shackled!
C#
watching actors never reach
F#
the ending of their oscar speech!
F# B
schadenfreude!
G C
schadenfreude!
F A# C
schadenfreude!
F A# C
schadenfreude!
F fe
the world needs people like you and me
D A# C
who’ve been knocked around by fate .
F E
’cause when people see us , they don’t want to be us ,
D# D
and that makes them feel great .
G C F E D
we provide a vital service to society!
A# C
you and me! schadenfreude!
A# C
making the world a better place . . .
A# C
making the world a better place . . .
A# C
making the world a better place . . .
F E D
to be!
A# F ( strum like hell , just for fun! )
s – C – h – A – D – E – n – F – r – E – u – D – e!
D# D#/D C G# A#
right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy
D# D#/D
and when i see how sad you are
C# C
it sort of makes me . . . happy!
F A#
sorry , nicky , human nature –
D# D C# C
nothing i can do!
G# A#
it’s . . . schadenfreude!
G# A A# D#
making me feel glad that i’m not you .
well that’s not very nice , gary!
A# C#
i didn’t say it was nice! but everybody does it!
D# D#/D C G# A#
you ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?
D# D#/D C# C
and ain’t it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?
F A#
and don’t ya feel all warm and cozy ,
D# D C# C
watching people out in the rain!
G# A#
that’s . . . schadenfreude!
G# A A# D#
people taking pleasure in your pain!
oh , schadenfreude , huh?
what’s that , some kinda nazi word?
A# C# A# C#
yup! it’s german for “happiness at the misfortune of others!”
A# C#
“happiness at the misfortune of others . ” that is german!
E D# C# A B
watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken
E D# D C#
or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!
F# B E D C#
being on the elevator when somebody shouts “hold the door!”
A B
“no!!!” schadenfreude!
A A# B E
“fxxk you lady , that’s what stairs are for!”
A
straight – a students getting bs
B
exes getting stds!
C#
waking doormen from their naps!
A B
watching tourists reading maps!
A
football players getting tackled!
B
ceos getting shackled!
C#
watching actors never reach
F#
the ending of their oscar speech!
F# B
schadenfreude!
G C
schadenfreude!
F A# C
schadenfreude!
F A# C
schadenfreude!
F fe
the world needs people like you and me
D A# C
who’ve been knocked around by fate .
F E
’cause when people see us , they don’t want to be us ,
D# D
and that makes them feel great .
G C F E D
we provide a vital service to society!
A# C
you and me! schadenfreude!
A# C
making the world a better place . . .
A# C
making the world a better place . . .
A# C
making the world a better place . . .
F E D
to be!
A# F ( strum like hell , just for fun! )
s – C – h – A – D – E – n – F – r – E – u – D – e!
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