Misc Soundtrack - A Patrick Swayze Christmas Mystery Science Theater 3000

here’s my chords for a patrick swayze christmas from mst3k . i wasn’t sure about
the crazy piano parts towards the end so you can find those yourself . leave A
comment if you find something wrong~!!!

~whgoops

standard tuning
capo 1st fret

G Em D C G

G Em C D
open up your heart and let the patrick swayze christmas in .
G Em C D
we’ll gather at the road house with our next of kin .
Em C D
and santa can be our regular saturday night thing .
Em G C D
we’ll decorate a barstool and gather round and sing .
G Em C D
oh , let’s have a patrick swayze christmas this year!
G Em C D
or we’ll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear . . .

( spoken )
joel : hold it , hold it a sec . cambot , stop the music . uh , crow , i don’t know if i
think this is an appropriate sentiment anymore for christmas .
crow : hey , what? like a good action sequence don’t belong in christmas?
joel : well , no , it’s just that i’ve never heard of an action sequence in a christmas carol before .
crow : well , then grab hold o’ your socks , joel robinson , and read on!
tom : okay , pick it up from measure 20 , cambot . ( music ) . . . lovely intro , though . very tasteful .
crow : thank you .

G Em D C G

G Em C D
it’s my way or the highway , this christmas at my bar .
G Em C D
i’ll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!
Em C D
i got the word that santa has been stealing from the till .
Em G C D
i think that that right jolly old elf had better make out his will!
G Em C D
oh , let’s have a patrick swayze christmas , one and all .
Em C
and this can be the haziest . . .
Em D
this can be the laziest . . .
Em C D C D G
this can be the swayziest christmas of them all!