Misc Computer Games - The Bards Tale – Tale Of The Nuckelavee

hello there .
i loved the song so i attempted to tab it . there are some mistakes i guees , mostly in
chorus so if you have any idea , suggest a correction plz .
originally it’s played 1 step down , but you can play it in the standard tuning too .

intro :

D
i’ll tattle a tale that is terribly true .
C Am
stated out as a rumor , but suddenly grew .
D
and it deals with a man , and a horse , and a ring .
C Am G
so settle on in and our song we shall sing .

pre – verse :

G ( x3 ) F
D ( x4 )

verse1 :

D
it happened one day in a ring by a farm
C Am
some that tragically brought us much harm
D
how could a place abundant with charm
C Am D
create such a beast with a spear for an arm .

D
on death and destruction is what you will get
C Am
when he’s coming for you and in your kilt you will wet .
D
and he’s big and he’s strong and its quite plain to see .
C Am D
that this is the tale of the nuckelavee .

chorus :

A
nuckelavee! oh nuckelavee
Em G Em G
you’re big and evil and heinous
A
who could it be who set you free?
Em G Em D
he really must be an anus .

verse2 :

D
oh nuckelavee it’s easy to see
C Am
the terror you leave is raining on me .
D
the village is burned and the taverns are missed
C Am D
and the beer is all gone and the elders are pissed .

D
and if they ever should find the fool
C Am
we’ll hang him upside down by his tool
D
and spin him around until he gets sick
C C D
ooh! aah! oh , that should do the trick .

chorus :

A
nuckelavee! oh nuckelavee
Em G Em G
the terror you offer is high class
A
who could it be who set you free?
Em G Em G
he really must be a dumbass .

A
nuckelavee! oh nuckelavee
Em G Em G
the horror you furnish is widespread
A
who could it be who set you free?
Em G Em D
he really must be an ox – head .

solo :

G ( x2 ) F ( x2 )
G ( x2 ) F ( x1 ) G ( x1 )
A ( x2 ) G/D ( x2 )

verse3 :

D
now everyone knows no blood should spill
C Am
in the sacred ring by the farm on the hill .
D
and if this ever happens the death you should fear
C Am D
he’ll kick in your nuts and he’ll serve them with beer .

D
so one final thought before i depart ,
C Am
and this my friends comes straight from the heart .
D
we’d all be fine if not for that bell
C Am D
and that horse killing wanker that opened up hell .

chorus :

A
nuckelavee! oh nuckelavee
Em G Em G
we cannot win we must admit
A
who could it be who set you free?
G Em G Em
he really must be a dimwit .

A
nuckelavee! oh nuckelavee
Em G Em G
you’re big and evil and heinous
A
who could it be who set you free?
Em G Em D
he really must be an anus

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hope you’ll enjoy it!