Misc Christmas - Youre A Mean One Mr Grinch

standard tuning

introduction :
Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E

verse #1 :
Am Dm G
you’re a mean one , mister grinch
Am D E
you really are a heel
Am Dm
you’re as cuddly as cactus
G C
you’re as charming as an eel
F E
mister gr – i – nch

( silence )
you’re a bad banana with A
Am Dm
greasy black peel

Am Dm Am Dm E

verse #2 ( same chords for all verses ) :
you’re a monster , mister grinch
your heart’s an empty hole
your brain is full of spiders
you’ve got garlic in your soul
mister gr – i – nch

( silence )
i wouldn’t touch you with A
Am Dm
thirty – nine and a half foot pole

Am Dm

verse #3 :
you’re a foul one , mister grinch
you’re a nasty – wasty skunk
your heart is full of unwashed socks
your soul is full of gunk
mister gr – i – nch

( silence )
the three words that best describe you are as follows
Dm E Am
and i quote : stink , stank , stunk

verse #4 :
you’re a vile one , mister grinch
you have termites in your smile
you have all the tender sweetness of
a seasick crocodile
mister gr – i – nch

( silence )
given the choice between the two of you
Am Dm
i’d take the seasick crocodile

Am Dm Am Dm E

verse #5 :
you’re a rotter , mister grinch
you’re the king of sinful sots
your heart’s a dead tomato splotched
with moldy purple spots
mister gr – i – nch

( silence )
your soul is an appalling dump – heap , overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
E Am Dm
mangled – up and tangled – up knots

Am Dm Am Dm E

verse #6 :
you nauseate me , mister grinch ,
with a nauseous super “naus”
you’re a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked horse
mister gr – i – nch

( silence )
you’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
Am Dm
with arsenic sauce

Am Dm Am Dm Am E Am