Spongebob Squarepants – I Wrote This Song

here’s a really funny and dumb song from the oh so wonderful cartoon , spongebob
squarepants . this song is from the season 5 episode “sing a song of patrick” . in this episode ,
patrick star pays a band to perform and record his song . this results in the death of
the band after they record it , because it was so bad . so let’s get playing!

i’m honestly just guessing these chords . even if they aren’t accurate ( which they
probably aren’t ) , they sound great and are easy to sing along with .

– standard tuning –

– no capo –

– chords are played as follows –
G : 320003
C : x32010
D : xx0232

[ intro ]
G

[ verse 1 ]
G C G C
twinkle twinkle patrick star ,
G C G C
i made myself a sandwich .
G C G C
my mommy named it fred .
G C G C
it tastes like beans and bacon ,
G C D
and smells like its been dead .

[ chorus ]
( D ) G
writing stuff is hard ,
C G C
so i use a pointy pencil .
G C
pointy , pointy , pointy ,
G C
pointy , pointy , point .

[ bridge ]
G D ( let ring for a few seconds where the drum solo would be )
p – u what’s that horrible smell?

[ chorus ]
G C
i have a head ,
G C
it ends in a point .
G C
pointy , pointy , pointy ,
G C
pointy , pointy , point .

[ verse 1 ]
G C
this song is over ,
G C
except for this line :
G C
you win this round ,
D C G
broccoli!

[ end on G ]