C Am
i thought that i had everybody on my side ,
Dm G
’till i went and blew it , all sky high
Em A7
and now she won’t even spare a passing glance
Dm G
all just because i ripped my pants .
C Am
when big lary came ’round just to put him down
Dm G
spongebob turned into a clown
Em A7
and no girl ever wants to dance
Dm G
with a fool who went and ripped his pants
Em A7
i know i shouldn’t mope around , i shouldn’t curse
Dm Fm
but the pain feels so much worse
Em A7
cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
Dm G
then a burn from the sun , or sand in your buns . . . .
C Am
now i learned a lesson i won’t soon forget
Dm G
so listen and you won’t regret
Em A7
be true to yourself , don’t miss your chance
Dm G G G G C
and you won’t end up like the fool . . . who . . . ripped . . . his . . paaants