Best Friend Plank

this is my first ever tab;

D G
i’m never bored when i’m with you
Em A
we’re pals , we’re buddies through and through
D G
i wish i knew what to buy for you
Em A
on your birthday

D G
our friendship goes against the grain

Em A
i’ve seen you swell up in the rain
D G
i saw you – didn’t see your pain

Em A
was it termites?

G D
it’s never hard to talk to you
Em D
though you stump me with your silence
G D
i feel so naughty pining here
Em D

for your happy face is guidance

G D
my best friend plank

D G
sitting there so silently
Em A
what could you be thinking?
D G
you’re not saying; i won’t axe
Em A
is that sealant that you’re drinking?

G D
man your hammer nailed you , pal
Em D
al gore’s wife’s name is “tipper”
G D
i knew we’d be best friends for life
Em D
when i saved you from that chipper

G D
my best friend plank
G D
my best friend plank
G D
my best friend plank

C G
ooo , plank
D A
count the rings , count the rings
C G
ooo , plank
A
count the rings

D G

i’d walk you on the seven seas

Em A
but sawdust always makes me wheeze

D G
i met your mom and dad the trees

Em A

but please don’t get dutch elm disease

my best friend plank
my best friend plank
my best friend plank
you’re my best friend , plank