[Intro]
G C Em D

[Verse 1]
G
I’ve got a lover
C
She lives in the suburbs
Em
Eats trust funds for supper
D G
Got a Range for her birthday

And a Beamer
C
Seen them on Insta
Em
Had to laugh at the picture
D G C
‘Cause she can’t even drive yet

[Verse 2]
G
She’s got a brother
C
He took a gap-year
Em
To Papua New Guinea
D G
Says he’s found himself spiritually

I’d like to slap him
C
Just to see what happens
Em
I’m not gonna chance it
D G C
He’s paying all my uni fees

[Verse 3]
G
As for the father
C
He’s never home much
Em
Wife’s on her lonesome
D G
Cozy with the tеnnis coach
C
But the cash papers the cracks
Em
And I don’t likе to ask
D G C Em D
No, I don’t like to get involved

[Verse 4]
G
I’ve got a lover
C
Not much in common
Em
She talks about nothing
D G
She’s driving me around the bend

“Listen, darling
C
I’m so not bothered
Em
Which dress you’re gonna
D G C Em D
Wear to town this weekend”

[Verse 5]
G C
When I call her up at night
Em
All of her problems I can’t relate to
D G
And I get to thinking, “Well, why the hell am I with you?”
C Em
Then I think of all my friends out stacking shelves and I realise
D G C
“Oh, yeah, no one pays as well as you do”

[Outro]
Em
Then I fall back in love with you
D G
And the emptiness inside subsides
C Em
As we pull up to your gated residential
D G
And you’re inviting me inside
C Em
And you ask me what I’d like to do
D G
And I say, “Darling, I don’t mind”
C Em
And you ask me what I’d like for supper
D G
And I say, “Trust funds will be just fine”