Matt Maltese - You Deserve An Oscar Quiet

[Intro]
F Bdim/F Bb/F Gm C/G
F Bdim/F Bb/F Gm C/G

[Verse 1]
F
Clap your hands and catch a fly
Bdim/F
Bite an apple, shut your eyes
Bb/F Gm C/G
Moisturize, your skin is dry
F
Ghosts are ringing off the bell
Bdim/F
Tell your friends you’re doing well
Bb/F
Call a doctor ‘bout your health
Gm C/G

[Chorus]
F Bb/F
And I think you deserve an Oscar
F Bb/F F
For pretending nothing’s wrong
A Bb
Every day there’s something else
Bbm
But you carry yourself
F Bb/F
Like the greatest actor
F Bb/F F
Acting like the world is not
A Bb
Breaking up before your eyes
Bbm F
You deserve a prize
Bdim/F
Ooh
Bb/F Gm C/G

[Verse 2]
F
Take a supplement for sun
Bdim/F
Try and sleep with everyone
Bb/F Gm C/G
Know you’re doing nothing wrong
F
Kiss the season on the mouth
Bdim/F
Go for walks and hug a clown
Bb/F Gm C/G
All the funny ones are so down

[Chorus]
F Bb/F
And I think you deserve an Oscar
F Bb/F F
For pretending nothing’s wrong
A Bb
Every day there’s something else
Bbm F
But you carry yourself
Bb/F
Like the greatest actor
F Bb/F F
Acting like the world is not
A Bb
Breaking up before your eyes
Bbm Dm/A
You deserve a prize

[Bridge]
F+/A F/A
Watch a war under the sheets
Bdim Bb
Get a coffee down the street
F/A Bdim
Plastic bags in harmony
Gm/Bb Dm/A
Everybody’s incomplete
F+/A F/A
And who’s the best at saving face?
Bdim Bb
Who’s the toughest in the race?
F/A Bdim
Forget the Pope, you have the grace
Gm/Bb
You’re my nomination

[Chorus]
F Bb/F
And you deserve an Oscar
F Bb/F F
For pretending nothing’s wrong
A Bb
Every day, it bursts the seams
Bbm F
But you put on your jeans
Bb/F F
Like the greatest actor
Bb/F F
Acting like the world is not
A Bb
Breaking up and slowly dying
Bbm
You deserve a prize

[Outro]
F Bdim/F Bb/F Gm C/G
F Bdim/F Bb/F Gm C/G
F