Man Overboard - The Absolute Worst

man overboard – the absolute worst

downtune by half a step .

D Em Bm G x2

D Bm
i got a funny feeling no ones ever put you in your place
G D
or spit the bullshit right back in your face

you never had an ounce of promise within you
Bm G
every word you says a lie so please don’t continue

you bitch

D Em Bm G D Em Bm G
i’m too good for someone like you anyway

D
because girls like you are the absolute worst
Bm G
i really tried to like you but you messed it up first
D
because girls like you are as bad as they come
Bm G
go crawl back to wherever you came from

D Em Bm G x2

D Bm
and your cute little boyfriend he can catch words too
G D
i really just gotta hate him for loving you

if what he wants is a fight then alright
Bm G
you were tough on the phone but you went soft for the night

you bitch

D Em Bm G D Em Bm G
i’m too good for someone like you anyway

( don’t make me say it again )

D
because kids like you are the absolute worst ,
Bm G
i really tried to like you but you messed it up first ,
D
because kids like you are as bad as they come ,
Bm G
go crawl back to wherever you came from

D Em Bm G x2

yeah!

D Em Bm G x2

D
because girls like you are the absolute worst
Bm G
i really tried to like you but you messed it up first
D
because girls like you are as bad as they come
Bm G
go crawl back to wherever you came from

D
because guys like you are the absolute worst ,
Bm G
i really tried to like you but you messed it up first ,
D
because guys like you are as bad as they come ,
Bm G
go crawl back to wherever you came from

and if you’re too lazy to change your guitar from the standard tune , replace :
D = > D#
Em = > Fm
Bm = > Cm
G = > G#