[Intro]
A E Bm
I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde
D
I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde

[Verse 1]
A E Bm
Nothin’ more frightenin’ than a woman scorned
D A
And a box of bleach
E Bm
You said I’d never change, I bet you never thought
D A
I’d go so extreme
E Bm
I lost a couple of inches and then a couple more
D F#m E D
Startin’ with you and every single thing you said to me

[Chorus]
A E
Baby, if you thought that I was trouble
Bm D
Then you’re gonna hate what’s comin’ next
A E
Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
Bm
Is that an angel?
D
No, it’s your ex
A E
Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?
Bm D
I don’t think you knew just what you’d done
F#m E Bm
Woah, I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde
D
I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde

[Verse 2]
A E Bm
I’m goin’ Gwen Stefani, I’m goin’ Courtney Love
D A
I’m headin’ out of your league
E Bm
I’m gonna make your friends say, “Man, you messed that up”
D A
And I would have to agree
E Bm
Had some emotional baggage, oh, but I cut it off
D F#m E D
Startin’ with you and every single thing you said to me
F#m E D
Ending with you just wanna talk but I’m just never free

[Chorus]
A E
Baby, if you thought that I was trouble
Bm D
Then you’re gonna hate what’s comin’ next
A E
Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
Bm
Is that an angel?
D
No, it’s your ex
A E
Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?
Bm D
I don’t think you knew just what you’d done
F#m E Bm
Woah, I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde
D A
I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde

[Post-Chorus]
E Bm
La-la-la-la-la
D A
I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde (Yeah)
E Bm
La-la-la-la-la
D A
I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde(It’s funny)
E Bm
La-la-la-la-la
D F#m
I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde (It sounds great)
E D
La-la-la-la-la

[Bridge]
A E Bm
I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde
D A
I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde (So I’ll fuck it right up)
E Bm
I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde (You’ll be super upset)
D A
I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde
E Bm
You’ll rue the day you did me wrong
D A
I’ll put your name in all the songs
E Bm
I’ll twist that knife, it will be fun
D
Fuckin’ your life up

[Chorus]
A E
Baby, if you thought that I was trouble
Bm D
Then you’re gonna hate what’s comin’ next
A E
Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
Bm
Is that an angel?
D
No, it’s your ex
A E
Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?
Bm D
I don’t think you knew just what you’d done
F#m E Bm
Woah, I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde
D A
I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde (As a blonde, as a blonde)

[Outro]
E Bm
La-la-la-la-la
D A
I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde
E Bm
La-la-la-la-la (As a blonde)
D A
I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde (Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It’s your ex)
E Bm
La-la-la-la-la
D A
I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde
E Bm
La-la-la-la-la
D F#m
I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde
E D
I’ll fuck your life up as a blonde