The Nuns Litany

the nun’s litany
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intro : C F G Am F G C

C F G Am
i want to be a playboy’s bunny
Am F G C
i’d do whatever they asked me to
C F G Am
i’d meet people with lots of money
Am
and they would love me
F G C
like i loved you

C F G Am
i want to be a topless waitress
Am F G C
i want my mother to shed one tear
C F G Am
i’d throw away this old sedate dress
Am F G C
slip into something a tad more sheer

F C G
i want to be an artist’s model
F C G
an odalisque , au naturel
C F G Am
i should be good at spin – the – bottle
Am
while i’ve still got something
F G C
left to sell

C F G Am
i want to be a cobra dancer
Am F G C
with little willie between my thighs
C F G Am
i may not find a cure for cancer
Am F G C
but i’ll meet plenty of single guys

F C G
i want to be a brothel worker
F C G
i’ve always been treated like one
C F G Am
if i could be a back – street lurker
Am
i’d make more money
F G C
and have more fun

C F G Am
i want to be a dominatri
x Am F G C
which isn’t like me , but i can dream
C
learn s and m
F G Am
and all those gay tricks
Am
and men will pay me to
F G C
make them scream

F C G
i want to be a porno starlet
F C G
( for that i’ll wait till mama’s dead )
C F G Am
i’ll see my name in lights of scarlet
Am F G C
and get to spend every day in bed

C F G Am
i want to be a tattooed lady
Am F G C
dedicated , as i Am , to art
C F G Am
characters bold , complex and shady
Am
will write my memoirs
F G C
across my heart .

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