Magnetic Fields - Andrew In Drag

C
a pity she does not exist
Am
a shame he’s not a fag
C
the only girl i ever loved was
F G C
andrew in drag

C
there is no hope of love for me
Am
from here on i’m a stag
C
the only girl i’ll ever love is
F G C
andrew in drag

F C
andrew in drag
G G7
andrew in drag
F C
andrew in drag
G G7
yeah

C
i don’t know why i even went
Am
it’s really not my bag
C
just thought it might be funny to see
F G C
andrew in drag

C
the moment he walked on the stage
Am
my tail began to wag
C
wag like a little wiener dog for
F G C
andrew in drag

F C
andrew in drag
G G7
andrew in drag
F C
andrew in drag
G G7
yeah

C
i’ve always been a ladies’ man
Am
and i don’t have to brag
C
but i become a momma’s boy for
F G C
andrew in drag

C
i’d sign away my trust fund
Am
i would even sell the jag
C
if i could spend my misspent youth with
F G C
andrew in drag

F C
andrew in drag
G G7
andrew in drag
F C
andrew in drag
G G7
yeah

C
so stick him in a dress and
Am
he’s the only boy i’d shag
C
the only boy i’d anything is
F G C
andrew in drag

C
i’ll never see that girl again
Am
he did it as a gag
C
i’ll pine away forevermore for
F G C
andrew in drag