True Crime

Reff :
Em A
i’ve got stories that could make
D G
the monsters under your bed cry..
Em A
welcome to my life,
D G
it plays out just like a true crime..

Em A
romance and bad guys..
D G
and plot twists and vampires..
Em A
and i would tell you the truth,
D
but you’d call me a liar..

Em A
white chalk outline,
D G
caution tape and flashing lights
Em A D
let me tell you ‘bout the night i died..

Em A
i pulled up to the party, wide-eyed,
D G
thinking that i had arrived
Em A D
eating all my innocence in a cherry pie..
G
now you’d never believe what

Em A
barbies doin’ in the bathroom..
D
werewolves on the hunt,
G
it’s not even a full moon..
Em A
superman, he don’t have superpowers
D
just liquid courage..
G
and a little white powder..

Reff :
Em A
i’ve got stories that could make
D G
the monsters under your bed cry..
Em A
welcome to my life,
D G
it plays out just like a true crime..

Em A
romance and bad guys..
D G
and plot twists and vampires..
Em A
and i would tell you the truth,
D
but you’d call me a liar..

Em A
mary had a little crush,
D G
but now her heart is broke..
Em A
said he was a gentleman,
D G
but now he’s just a ghost..

Em A
leaned in, kissed her neck and said,
D G
“no one has to know”..
Em A
but he told everyone he knows,
D G
now mary’s just a joke

Em A
prince charming is just a frog in disguise
D
who gets a lot of botox
G
and memorizes his lines..
Em A
even villains look good in a suit and tie
D
if they have to say it,
G
well, they’re probably not a good guy..

Reff :
Em A
i’ve got stories that could make
D G
the monsters under your bed cry..
Em A
welcome to my life,
D G
it plays out just like a true crime..

Em A
romance and bad guys..
D G
and plot twists and vampires..
Em A
and i would tell you the truth,
D G
but you’d call me a liar..

Em A
glitter, spandex, porcelain, plastic
D G
add revenge, but make it romantic
Em A
why’s the ending have to be tragic?
D G
well, that’s how you make hollywood magic..

Reff :
Em A
i’ve got stories that could make
D G
the monsters under your bed cry..
Em A
welcome to my life,
D G
it plays out just like a true crime..

Em A
romance and bad guys..
D G
and plot twists and vampires..
Em A
and i would tell you the truth,
D G
but you’d call me a liar..

Em A
yeah, i would tell you the truth,
D G
but you’d call me a liar, liar, liar, liar..
Em A
yeah, i would tell you the truth,
D
but you’d call me a liar..