[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Dropped my hand right when your friends walked in
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Didn’t know I was that embarrassing
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You’re twenty-something and you don’t know how to
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Speak for yourself, ‘less your mother allows it

[Chorus]
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Baby boy
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You’re so fuckin’ paranoid
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Kiss me, and block out all the noise
C G
Don’t be such a
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Baby boy

[Verse 2]
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Threw a party, everyone’s asking
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“Why is he leaving?” “What the hell happened?”
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You got a curfew don’t wanna get grounded
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You say you’re sorry but sometimes I doubt it

[Chorus]
C G Bm C
Baby boy
C G Bm C
You’re so fuckin’ paranoid
C G Bm C
Kiss me, and block out all the noise
C G
Don’t be such a
C G
Baby boy

[Outro]
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Baby boy
C G Bm C
You’re so fuckin’ paranoid
C G Bm C
Kiss me, and block out all the noise
C G
Don’t be such a
C G
Baby boy