Luke Bryan - Take My Drunk Ass Home

chorus
it’s ( G ) time to take my ( C ) drunk ass ( G ) home
i drank all the whiskey and my ( D ) money’s all ( D7 ) gone
hit on ( G ) all the girls sang ( C ) every ( G ) song
it’s time to take my ( D ) drunk ass ( G ) home

well , i ( D ) worked all week so ( C ) i could come ( G ) here
have a good time and an ice cold ( D ) beer
but one turned to ten and ( C ) ten turned to ( G ) twenty
and twenty plus and empty bottle’s ( D ) too damn many

repeat chorus

well it seems that i’ve misplaced my shirt
i can’t find my keys for all this parking lot dirt
my fall back plan has done got sad
cause my ex – girlfriend ain’t lookin’ half bad

repeat chorus

( C ) i sucker punched my best friend
and the ( G ) bouncer head locked me , onstage with the band ( A )
i look like hell i feel like s * * t ( D )
i think it’s time i ( E ) call it quits

key change
it’s ( A ) time to take my ( D ) drunk ass ( A ) home
i drank all the whiskey and my ( E ) money’s all ( E7 ) gone
hit on ( A ) all the girls sang ( D ) every ( A ) song
it’s time to take my ( E ) drunk ass ( A ) home
it’s ( A ) time to take my ( D ) drunk ass ( A ) home
i twisted up my ankle can’t ( E ) find my cell ( E7 ) phone
yeah my ( A ) lip’s all busted and my ( D ) buzz is ( A ) gone
it’s time to take my ( E ) drunk ass ( A ) home
if ( A ) ya’ll agree then ( D ) sing along
it’s ( A ) time to take my ( E ) drunk ass ( D ) home ( E ) ( A )