C
we’re wondering when you will arrive
Em
we’re wondering what you’ll be
Dm Am
we’re wondering if you’ll be a her
G C
or if you’ll be a he

Em ( fill )

C
maybe you’ll arrive today
Em
perhaps tomorrow night
Dm Am
we’re hoping you won’t hurt too much
G C
and that you’ll be all right

C
life has a few unpleasantries
Em
we may as well confess
Dm Am
we suppose you’ll cry a lot
G C
and that you’ll be a mess

there is one thing you should know well
Em
of this there is no doubt
Dm Am
you cannot get inside again
G C
once you have come out

C
even though there’s trouble
Em
even though there’s fuss
Dm Am
we really think you’ll like it here
G C
we hope that you like us