[Intro]
F Dm Bb C

[Verse 1]
F Dm Bb
Don’t patronize me
C F Dm Bb C
Don’t think you have to let me down lightly
F Dm
I think you’re disillusioned
Bb C F Dm Bb C
You’ve confused me with someone who cares (who cares)

[Pre-Chorus]
F Dm Bb
I’ve made my decision
C F Dm Bb C
They’ve offered me a job in television
F Dm Bb C
Before I say farewell, I hope to God you rot in hell
F Dm Bb C
I’ll say a little prayer (say a little prayer)
Bbm Eb
What goes around, comes around

[Chorus]
Ab Fm Bbm Eb
Wanker! Wanker! You’re such a wanker!
Ab Fm Bbm Eb
Not today but, one day I’ll thank her
Ab Fm Bbm Eb
Loser! Loser! You’re such a loser!
Ab Fm Bbm Eb
You-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

[Post-Chorus]
Ab Fm
Hope you get what you deserve
Bbm Eb
Hope you die in some absurd
Ab Fm Bbm Eb
Stupid ridiculous way
Ab Fm
Hope you choke on your own spit
Bbm Eb
Hope your wife chops off your dick
Ab Fm Bbm Eb
When she finds out you’re secretly gay

[Verse 2]
Eb
Well, actually that would make quite a lot of sense
Because you are really rubbish in bed
Besides the point you’re horrible, and I hate you
C
You bastard! You really are a horrible bastard

F Dm Bb C
F Dm Bb C
F Dm Bb C
F Dm Bb C

[Pre-Chorus]
F Dm Bb
I’ve made my decision
C F Dm Bb C
They’ve offered me a job in television
F Dm Bb C
Before I say farewell, I hope to God you rot in hell
F Dm Bb C
I’ll say a little prayer (say a little prayer)
Bbm Eb
What goes around, comes around

[Chorus]
Ab Fm Bbm Eb
Wanker! Wanker! You’re such a wanker!
Ab Fm Bbm Eb
Not today but, one day I’ll thank her
Ab Fm Bbm Eb
Loser! Loser! You’re such a loser!
Ab Fm Bbm Eb
You-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ab Fm Bbm Eb
Wanker! Wanker! You’re such a wanker!
Ab Fm Bbm Eb
Not today but, one day I’ll thank her
Ab Fm Bbm Eb
Loser! Loser! You’re such a loser!
Ab Fm Bbm Eb
You-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh