[Intro]
G#m F#
G#m F#
[Verse 1]
B D#m G#m F#
I like apple pie and you like banoffee
B D#m G#m F#
We both love shopping for furniture and meeting for coffee
B D#m G#m F#
We pretend we’re into art galleries ’cause it makes us feel clever
B D#m G#m F#
We’re both in our element when we’re on our knees, whatever the weather
[Chorus]
E F# B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
E D#m
I’ll never make you feel sad when you come out to play (out to play)
E F# B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
E D#m
I’ll never make you feel sad when you come out to play
[Verse 2]
B D#m G#m F#
We don’t give a fuck (fuck) what people are thinking
B D#m G#m F#
I know you’ll always look out for me when we go out drinking
B D#m G#m F#
I can ask you things I can’t ask anyone, and you’ll give me direction
B D#m G#m F#
Apart from me, you’re the only other person I know who reads the travel section
[Chorus]
E F# B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
E D#m
I’ll never make you feel sad when you come out to play (out to play)
E F# B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
E D#m
I’ll never make you feel sad when you come out to play
[Instrumental]
B D#m G#m F#
B D#m G#m F#
[Chorus]
E F# B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
E D#m
I’ll never make you feel sad when you come out to play (out to play)
E F# B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
E D#m
I’ll never make you feel sad when you come out to play
[Intro]
G#m F#
G#m F#
[Verse 1]
B D#m G#m F#
I like apple pie and you like banoffee
B D#m G#m F#
We both love shopping for furniture and meeting for coffee
B D#m G#m F#
We pretend we’re into art galleries ’cause it makes us feel clever
B D#m G#m F#
We’re both in our element when we’re on our knees, whatever the weather
[Chorus]
E F# B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
E D#m
I’ll never make you feel sad when you come out to play (out to play)
E F# B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
E D#m
I’ll never make you feel sad when you come out to play
[Verse 2]
B D#m G#m F#
We don’t give a fuck (fuck) what people are thinking
B D#m G#m F#
I know you’ll always look out for me when we go out drinking
B D#m G#m F#
I can ask you things I can’t ask anyone, and you’ll give me direction
B D#m G#m F#
Apart from me, you’re the only other person I know who reads the travel section
[Chorus]
E F# B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
E D#m
I’ll never make you feel sad when you come out to play (out to play)
E F# B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
E D#m
I’ll never make you feel sad when you come out to play
[Instrumental]
B D#m G#m F#
B D#m G#m F#
[Chorus]
E F# B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
E D#m
I’ll never make you feel sad when you come out to play (out to play)
E F# B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
E D#m
I’ll never make you feel sad when you come out to play
