Lemon Demon - Hyakugojyuuichi 2003

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hey you , sit down and listen
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dont be flippant and dont be dismissin
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think youre a flash encyclopedia?
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eating , breathing macromedia
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think youre cool sayin all your base?
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get that xiao xiao outta my face
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you gotta be kidding me with that crap
A G# G
animutations where its at

chorus :
F#7 Bm
nine outta ten sociopaths agree
G D
you gotta see hyakugojyuuichi
F#7 Bm
from the moch to the rie to the pee to the wee
G D
just take it from me , mc nc
F#7 Bm
you wont believe your eyes , youll go insane
G D
i mean , whats up with that plastic plane?
F#7 B
youre an idiot if you disagree
G D
you gotta see hyakugojyuuichi
D A
. . .
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if you got the time , go grab a pen
and watch that thing again and again
try to figure it out , what does it mean?
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whats the significance of mr . bean?
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does anybody know? are there any takers?
whats up with all the broken pacemakers?
the world is full of speculation
A abg
but nobody cracks this animutation

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wakeman is biased , like a household appliance
hello kitty and mcgruff have an unholy alliance
science is brutal and it cuts like a knife
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not even obi – wan can save the yodel of life
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your name is bob , youre my heart – throb
i lost my job when i got fired
by a guy named farchie , he was full of starch ,
A F#7
he smelled like an orangutans old apartment
B G
found a hobo in my room , what do i do?
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he looks dead , hes full of lead ,
F#7 Bm
bleeding red onto my bedspread ,
G D
and he also seems to be missing his head
F#7 Bm
why Am i holding this gun and axe?
G D
do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?
F#7 Bm
will mr . bean ever get his fill ,
G D
or will he just keep on telling me to kill?

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hey , dont you gimme that look
you never had what it took
i took the beef and i beefed it up
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you sat and whined while i took the cup
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of gold , you are getting old
when you see my face you better fold
take this mop and shove it , boy
A G# G
cuz its the only way youll be employed
F#7 Bm
i Am known as the beef bastard
G D
everyone knows im the ultimate master
F#7 Bm
i Am known as the beef bastard
G D
everyone else is a walking disaster
F#7 Bm
i Am known as the beef bastard
G D
think youre fast? well i know im faster!
F#7 Bm
i Am known as the beef bastard
G D
everyone knows im the ultimate master
D A
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weeeell im shmorky! eatin porky!
whitey rap sure sounds dorky!
got a girl shes a double d!
i slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!
i eat paste all damn day
i was in a shakespeare play
i sit down on a lazy susan
spin around like tommy cruisin!
F#7
bong bong bing bing
Bm
i get paid to play with my thing!
F#7
i zip out zip in zip up begin
Bm
room with a moose! jay lenos chin!
F#7
ambulance , enron , pee wee , pokemon
Bm
bulbasaur , pikachu , jigglypuff , they choose you!
Em A G# G
and i cant think of anymore to say

chorus :
F#7 Bm F#7
tv says donuts are high in fat , kazoo
Bm F#7
found a hobo in my room
Bm
its princess leia , the yodel of life
Em A D
give me my sweater back or ill play the guitar

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its steves adventure!
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one – fifty – one pokemon on the run
suzuki – san is a formation of a bun
and a veggie burger with tsukemono
jay – jay has flown away with sonny bono
to the afterlife to visit barney fife
and to see peros screenshots of his wife
named chris benoit , wearing a pretty dress ,
saying watashi wa animutation ga suki desu .
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do the mario! isty – bitsy hockey
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lipsnot is not magic like a monkey
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captain lou body – slams a rubber duckie
A
just like in the match of earth vs . funky
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lucky lucky nice to mew – two ,
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i need tea for two , how about you ,
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mr . coldheart , or should i say professor?
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it looks like lesko got revenge on my dresser

F#7 Bm
props to neil , hes the real deal
G D
his friends all call him mr . popiel
F#7 Bm
hes the computer geek who doesnt shower for a week
G D
his looks are hot , his clothes are chic!
F#7 Bm
he singlehandedly changed the face of the net
G D
hes an online semi – celebrity you’ll never forget
F#7 Bm
he stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder
G D
his seizure inducing flag says mr . gahbunga

D A
hey kids! ( gibberish ) get ready to rumble!
D A G# G
( lots of gibberish ) colin mochrie!!!

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there you have it , thats the game
151 we can all be the same
im sure that its been appetizing
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with all the subliminal advertizing
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this has been a celebration , animutation fans across the nation
in formation raise their hands in dedication
to the crazy – flashing – psychopathic – happy – dancing – super – magic –
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power – mega – ultra – kitschy hyakugojyuuichi