D A G
everybody knows you go to melrose for those clothes
D A G D
and everybody sees that you prefer to drive my black mercedes benz
A G
and i won’t meet you at the starbucks down the street
D A G
and everybody knows he’s just a secret trust fun baby

D A
fxxk fake hippies .
G
fxxk fake hippies .
D A
fxxk fake hippies .
A G
you kinda smell like shit .
D A
because real hippies ,
G
they don’t wear zubie
D A
they don’t have blackberries ,
G
so fxxk fake hippies .

D A G
you don’t eat meat so you can’t fit into chick jeans
D A G
and i don’t understand you wipe you’re shitty ass off with your hands
D A G
cuz you don’t believe in toilet paper , just chick jeans .
D A G
and i’m fxxking sick of these musician artist mood swings

D A
fxxk fake hippies .
G
fxxk fake hippies .
D A
fxxk fake hippies .
A G
you kinda smell like shit .
D A
because real hippies ,
G
they don’t wear zubie
D A
they don’t have blackberries ,
G
so fxxk fake hippies .

D A
so fxxk fake hippies .
G
fxxk you fake hippie
D A
you stupid hippie .
G
you shitty ass hippie ,
D
you kinda smell like shit .

D A
and i guess i mean that literally
G
shit stains in your zubie jeans
D A
text message in that blackberry
G
you stupid fxxking fake hippie .

D A G
fxxk you , ew ew ew ew ew ew ew .
D A G
oh fxxk you , ew ew ew ew ew ew .
D A G
fxxk you suck my dick too , ew ew ew ew .
D A G
suck my dick , ew ew ew ew .

D A
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans .
G A
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans .
D A
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans .
G A
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans .

ew
ew
ew
ewwwww .