[Intro]
Bm A D G Em7
Bm A D G Em7
[Verse 1]
Bm A D
My socks are riding down my ankles
G Em7 Bm
And my shirt is kinda damp
A
My purse fell off the handles
D G Em7
Now I’m using rubber bands
Bm A D
My only friends are smoking menthols
G Em7 Bm
And it’s feeling kinda cramped
A D
As I gave up all my shortfalls
G Em7 Bm
Just to get ‘em second hand
A D G Em7
Bm A D G Em7
Whoa oh oh..
[Verse 2]
Bm A
I’m making conversation
D G Em7
That I’d give a 7 out of 10
Bm A
Minimal hesitation
D G Em7
This one might be the best one yet
Bm A
My wheels are turning
D G Em7
But I’m burning through the archives in my head
Bm A
Nothing is to discerning
D G Em7 Bm A D G Em7
Give ‘em what they al-read – y expect
Bm A D G Em7
Uh uh oh
[Pre-Chorus]
F#m G
You can say we’re all the same
Bm E
But I know there’s glass to break
G D A Bm
I must be on the other side
G D A Bm
I’m calling out to passers-by
[Chorus]
G D A Bm
Teach me how to be someone, invitee, not plus one
G D A Bm
Don’t leave me on the other side
G D A Bm
[Verse 3]
Bm A
I’m wasting TV shows
D G Em7
Cause lately I can’t seem to stay awake
Bm A
Keep on giving me free throws
D G Em7
I’ll keep giving them away
Bm A
My entertainment comes from
D G Em7
Playing the same three songs on repeat
Bm A
Can’t seem to get away from
D G Em7 Bm
Everything I said I would ???
A D G Em7
Bm A D G Em7
Uh uh oh
[Pre-Chorus]
F#m G
And you can say it’s just a phase
Bm E
But I’ve always been this way
[Chorus]
G D A Bm
I must be on the other side
G D A Bm
I’m calling out to passers-by
G D A Bm
Teach me how to be someone, invitee, not plus one
G D A Bm
Don’t leave me on the other side
G D A Bm
G D A Bm
Uh huh huh
G D A Bm
Teach me how to be someone, invitee, not plus one
G D A Bm
Don’t leave me on the other side
G D A Bm
[Outro]
Bm A D
My socks are riding down my ankles
G Em7
And my laces are untied
Bm A
My purse fell off the handles
D G Em7
Now I feel undignified
Bm A D
My only friends are smoking menthols
G Em7 Bm
But I hardly even mind
A D
So, I gave up all my shortfalls
[Intro]
Bm A D G Em7
Bm A D G Em7
[Verse 1]
Bm A D
My socks are riding down my ankles
G Em7 Bm
And my shirt is kinda damp
A
My purse fell off the handles
D G Em7
Now I’m using rubber bands
Bm A D
My only friends are smoking menthols
G Em7 Bm
And it’s feeling kinda cramped
A D
As I gave up all my shortfalls
G Em7 Bm
Just to get ‘em second hand
A D G Em7
Bm A D G Em7
Whoa oh oh..
[Verse 2]
Bm A
I’m making conversation
D G Em7
That I’d give a 7 out of 10
Bm A
Minimal hesitation
D G Em7
This one might be the best one yet
Bm A
My wheels are turning
D G Em7
But I’m burning through the archives in my head
Bm A
Nothing is to discerning
D G Em7 Bm A D G Em7
Give ‘em what they al-read – y expect
Bm A D G Em7
Uh uh oh
[Pre-Chorus]
F#m G
You can say we’re all the same
Bm E
But I know there’s glass to break
G D A Bm
I must be on the other side
G D A Bm
I’m calling out to passers-by
[Chorus]
G D A Bm
Teach me how to be someone, invitee, not plus one
G D A Bm
Don’t leave me on the other side
G D A Bm
[Verse 3]
Bm A
I’m wasting TV shows
D G Em7
Cause lately I can’t seem to stay awake
Bm A
Keep on giving me free throws
D G Em7
I’ll keep giving them away
Bm A
My entertainment comes from
D G Em7
Playing the same three songs on repeat
Bm A
Can’t seem to get away from
D G Em7 Bm
Everything I said I would ???
A D G Em7
Bm A D G Em7
Uh uh oh
[Pre-Chorus]
F#m G
And you can say it’s just a phase
Bm E
But I’ve always been this way
[Chorus]
G D A Bm
I must be on the other side
G D A Bm
I’m calling out to passers-by
G D A Bm
Teach me how to be someone, invitee, not plus one
G D A Bm
Don’t leave me on the other side
G D A Bm
G D A Bm
Uh huh huh
G D A Bm
Teach me how to be someone, invitee, not plus one
G D A Bm
Don’t leave me on the other side
G D A Bm
[Outro]
Bm A D
My socks are riding down my ankles
G Em7
And my laces are untied
Bm A
My purse fell off the handles
D G Em7
Now I feel undignified
Bm A D
My only friends are smoking menthols
G Em7 Bm
But I hardly even mind
A D
So, I gave up all my shortfalls
