capo 5
G
i know you stole my panties
C G
’cause i’ve got the matching bra
G
my girlfriend said she saw you out
D
with my favorite red dress on
Em D
she said you were dancing in my
C G
black snake skin flats
A
acting like a stripper and you
D
didn’t even match
C G
you want a five finger discount
D Em
but nothing in life is free
C G
how ’bout you work hard for you want
D
instead of lifting it from me
Em
if it’d help just a little
D
i’ll give you the middle
C G
and help you cut the cost
C G
can’t give you a five finger discount
D Em – D
but here’s twenty percent off
G
i can’t believe what you’ve done to me
C G
after letting you in my house
G
who knew you were casing the joint
D
while sleeping on my couch
Em D
i’m sure you’ll find forgiveness
C G
yeah , i’m willing to bet
A
’cause that’s my grandma’s jesus necklace
D
hanging ’round your neck
C G
you want a five finger discount
D Em
but nothing in life is free
C G
how ’bout you work hard for you want
D
instead of lifting it from me
Em
if it’d help just a little
D
i’ll give you the middle
C G
and help you cut the cost
C G
can’t give you a five finger discount
D Em – D
but here’s twenty percent off
D – stop
the cops ain’t gonna help me
D – stop
this town is pretty small
D – stop
i’m gonna find out when i find you
D – stop
that pretty girls can brawl
C G
you want a five finger discount
D Em
but nothing in life is free
C G
well you better hope that karma ain’t
D
a bigger bitch than me
Em
if it’d help just a little
D
i’ll give you the middle
C G
and help you cut the cost
C G
can’t give you a five finger discount
D Em
but here’s twenty percent off
C G
can’t give you a five finger discount
D G
but here’s twenty percent off
capo 5
G
i know you stole my panties
C G
’cause i’ve got the matching bra
G
my girlfriend said she saw you out
D
with my favorite red dress on
Em D
she said you were dancing in my
C G
black snake skin flats
A
acting like a stripper and you
D
didn’t even match
C G
you want a five finger discount
D Em
but nothing in life is free
C G
how ’bout you work hard for you want
D
instead of lifting it from me
Em
if it’d help just a little
D
i’ll give you the middle
C G
and help you cut the cost
C G
can’t give you a five finger discount
D Em – D
but here’s twenty percent off
G
i can’t believe what you’ve done to me
C G
after letting you in my house
G
who knew you were casing the joint
D
while sleeping on my couch
Em D
i’m sure you’ll find forgiveness
C G
yeah , i’m willing to bet
A
’cause that’s my grandma’s jesus necklace
D
hanging ’round your neck
C G
you want a five finger discount
D Em
but nothing in life is free
C G
how ’bout you work hard for you want
D
instead of lifting it from me
Em
if it’d help just a little
D
i’ll give you the middle
C G
and help you cut the cost
C G
can’t give you a five finger discount
D Em – D
but here’s twenty percent off
D – stop
the cops ain’t gonna help me
D – stop
this town is pretty small
D – stop
i’m gonna find out when i find you
D – stop
that pretty girls can brawl
C G
you want a five finger discount
D Em
but nothing in life is free
C G
well you better hope that karma ain’t
D
a bigger bitch than me
Em
if it’d help just a little
D
i’ll give you the middle
C G
and help you cut the cost
C G
can’t give you a five finger discount
D Em
but here’s twenty percent off
C G
can’t give you a five finger discount
D G
but here’s twenty percent off
